Like “Gay of Thrones” and “Star Wars,” Men.com has pulled out all of the stops once again for “Batman V Superman – A Gay XXX Parody.” Unlike “Apocalypse” however, the costumes come off when it’s time to fuck. Though it doesn’t open until Friday, that’s already an encouraging sign.
As expected in an Alter Sin vehicle, the production values are top notch. Letterbox format, Dolby-quality soundtrack, and drawing from its European locale, on-point casting with not just the usual faces. Though speaking of faces, Topher sure looks great in glasses. As Batman, Trenton Ducati makes a perfect dark knight.
Francesco D’Macho is playing Lex Luthor. Damien Crosse, even though he has the brooding intensity to be a perfect villain, he plays a crime victim in the first scene. Yes, Superman cums to his rescue.
Also featured is another man who has been called many things, Paddy O’Brian. More encouraging signs already.
I will fuck him. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight. pic.twitter.com/s0pXVGaqqN
— Men.com (@Men) March 20, 2016
From that tweet above, are we going to see Superman fuck Batman … I mean Topher fuck Trenton? Of the many things Topher has been called, power top is not usually one of them. He has had his moments though. Just ask NakedSword exclusive Bray Love following their scene in “Fame Game.”
But is Topher Dimaggio literally ready to top this …
We’ll be back with the full trailer later this week ahead of the Friday premiere. But so far I have to say …
What do you guys think? I can’t be the only one excited about this … or can I?