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Because we’re all for mocking Perez and his misguided, publicity-mongering bitch fight with Will.i.am, please enjoy this bit of celebrity mockery c/o Funny or Die.

This fairly hilarious trailer, with exceptionally high production values, comes to us from Black Party promoters The Saint at Large (formerly helmers of The Saint nightclub) who are teaming up with The Federation of Ballroom Houses to produce this faggot culture clash of momentous proportions.

We in no way endorse gay independent films that feature lesbian sex and have some fuzzy message about the fluidity of sexuality, but this one looks possibly okay.

Naked chef Johnny Hazzard released his third cooking video today in his latest attempt to be taken seriously. He almost succeeds until his camera man gets horny and chases the bare-assed porn star out of the kitchen.

Jeffery and Cole Casserole premieres tonight on some channel called LOGO. Below, they tell Broadway Queens everywhere to hurry up and die.

Professional sequined tank-top model Richard Simmons appeared on Anderson Cooper 360 yesterday to talk about his extremely hyper efforts to get Phys-Ed reinstated in New York City public schools.

To help Ricky Sinz recover from getting attacked by a pitbull last week, Raging Stallion handed him two leashes attached to the preturnaturally hairy RJ Danvers and the Gaza stripper Conner Habib. They are donning dog masks and dog tail buttplugs for the special occasion.

Before Michael Lucas took her traipsing around Israel, Lucas Creative Director mr. Pam journeyed to Brooklyn — the other Jewish holy land — to have some fun with lube and muscle-ass. With a cameo by the Lucas Entertainment Art Director Jake Havoc, the hottest man in the clip.

We had forgotten about this classic clip of Chad Hunt throwing shade at Billy Brandt until we Googled “Ricki Lake Porn” just now.

When AIDS crashed the gay orgy decades ago, a former S&M hooker named Richard Berkowitz made a million new gay enemies by popularizing safe sex. Below, a jarring glimpse into the slow, reluctant birth of condom culture.

Celebraty masturbator Simon Rex keeps trying to run away from his jerk-off video past. His latest attempt to join civilized society involves Paris Hilton, Lance Bass and a mound of fake coke.

Every year, those crazy Show-Me Generation kids from UCLA strip down to their skivvies and go running about campus in order to blow off steam during finals.

We visited the set of Steve Cruz and Leif Gobo’s Green Door to learn about time travel and military-issue blowjobs.

A short film commissioned by Vancouver Gay Pride apparently has something to do with human rights, fags and Hitler, but we’re more interested in the dripping wet muscular bodies belonging to men with underwear on their faces.

Mountain man porn star Nash Lawler has released an infomercial offering up his untapped hole to the highest bidder. We’re emptying out our sex pig banks right now.

Twink comedians Jeffery Self and Cole Escola, as reported earlier, got a development deal from LOGO to do their own variety show — and the long wait is finally almost over, kids! It premieres on June 19th!

Today’s little video adventure takes us back to a 2006 (?) production of Tom Orr’s “Dirty Little Showtunes” at the New Conservatory Theater in San Francisco.

ESPN has discovered those amateur solo porn stars whose masturbatory antics got them kicked off their college wrestling team. In the preview below, we are pleased to learn that they’re still hot, and that they refuse to apologize.

Bondage daddy and TitanMan Tony Buff tied newcomer Will Parker to a banister at the International Mr. Leather expo for some tickle play. Fast-forward to 2:58 for pillow talk; 3:09 for piss talk.

At the Grabby Awards’ red carpet in Chicago, Sister Roma sampled Wolf Hudson’s balls, congratulated Logan McCree and Vinnie D’Angelo on their one year anniversary and complimented the Jarics on their recent Botox procedures, which they got because they “didn’t have anything else to do.”

Coed Magazine just did a fun roundup of Bruno clips, both from the former Da Ali G Show on HBO, and culled from elsewhere. And, um, did you see Paula Abdul on Letterman?

Our favorite l’il straight-for-pay TV star Neil Patrick Harris read the Top 10 list last night on Letterman, and while we know the list was written by a bunch of straight guys in the writers room, we still got a mild chuckle out of it…

This one’s pretty simple: Several hot guys (the first one’s the hottest in our opinion) play a naked game of boombox relay through the streets of Paris’ Chinatown in this catchy music video.

In a new and important video, a very funny fag named Bryan Safi is calling out all the TV shows that are brainwashing straight women into treating gay men like they’re co-dependent Pomeranians.

Who knew people were even doing claymation shorts anymore?

Our new favorite fag band has to be Fritz Helder & the Phantoms, and whether we’re late to this or not, we don’t give a shit.

In a move fit for the honest-to-goddess Web 2.0 universe, Showtime has released the full pilot episode of their new show Nurse Jackie on YouTube, and we have it here.

Voice-over artiste, comedienne and Sword e-hag Deven Green just released this marvelous little video describing — with an onslaught of funny animation of sluts, concubines and whores — the idea of marriage as defined by the Old Testament.

This clip, ca. 1986, comes from camp classic self-help home video Donna Mills: The Eyes Have It, in which Donna tries to do Brenda Dickson one better by getting sudsy in the tub.

Beloved urinary porn star Zack Randall has been on hiatus for a year, and now he and his boyfriend are moving to Nepal to engage in some hot monk play. Before skipping town, Zack sat down with Angel Benton about his planned comeback.

Never doubt that the spastic flailings of one thoughtful committed citizen can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

Sacha Baron Cohen, who lately only appears in public as Bruno, flew into the MTV Movie Awards this weekend wearing a pair of wings, a leather kilt and a jock strap — and quickly fell into Emiem’s lap face-first.

The new HBO original series Hung, which premieres on June 28 at 10PM, follows the story of Ray Drecker, a high school basketball coach who decides to fall back on his enormous manhood in order to change his fortune and fate.

Here’s the full documentary of Porn Stars in Love, which accompanies Raging Stallion’s just-released fuck flick of the same name.

It may look like bukkake, but we think it’s just milk.

Just a couple weeks ago in Idaho, there was a conference for fundies to gather and discuss the damages of porn on the fabric of American culture.

Duh duh duh… It’s the very final installment of Hairbox Thrillers!

David Mason held court at IML to show off the fruits of his spandex loom, but Sister Roma seemed more interested in the fruits of David’s well-documented protein shake obsession. Below, the Slick It Up designer speaks to our furry porn star correspondent, Steve Cruz.

Following on the success of Dieux du Stade, there are now several dozen calendars out there featuring buff rugby players, soccer players and firemen posing nearly naked for charity.