Well, it’s over. Someone decided to create and sell a product named “The Bussy Candle” and while it’s not as bad as that testicle face mask we told you about last month, it’s still pretty awful.
The Bussy Candle will set you back $35 and will provide you with “an unforgettable, slightly familiar, slightly novel scent.” It’s supposed to have a 50-hour burn time, so for the price, I guess it’s not the worst deal in the world… as long as you’re okay with your house smelling like fresh bussy.
And for anyone who is confused and wondering what “bussy” means, it’s essentially a combination of the words boy pussy, butt pussy, or back pussy. It can mean a lot of things, but in all reality it means that this candle is supposed to smell like fresh ass.
Whether you’re welcoming friends (with or without benefits) into your home or taking some much-needed R&R, the familiar warm embrace of Bussy is just a lit wick away. It’s exactly like what it sounds like, butt nothing like what you’d expect.
This candle seems to be a direct response to Gwyneth Paltrow’s various sex candles. Earlier this year, the star’s famous lifestyle company Goop dropped vagina and orgasm scented candles. Both candles were huge hits, made headlines, and sold out. So I guess the folks behind The Bussy Candle wanted some of that success too.
The way we see it, if there’s a candle that smells like Vagina, we think it’s high time there’s a candle that smells like Bussy. People often ask; “what does it smell like?” Well, it smells like Bussy, duh. But not just any Bussy, this is Bussy perfected, Bussy as it should be. Truly exquisite Bussy. So, no, it doesn’t smell “bad.” This is actually a scent you will enjoy.
If there’s someone you hate and you want to get them this candle, you can check it out here. Let us know what you think of this weird creation down in the comments and be sure to tell us what type of sex scent you would like to see made into a candle.
Yeah, but how does it taste?
If you want the taste of fresh clean bussy just suck on a copper penny, Try it and tell me I’m not right
Why did Kim Cattrall’s big scene in “Porkie’s” come to my mind?
LMAO! I must say, it’s creative.
I just can’t top laughing. First a face mask resembling a scrotum and now this. As for the ‘scrotum’ face mask, it probably wouldn’t draw any stares here in San Francisco. As for this candle, is it supposed to smell like a fart or what? Science can replicate almost all flavors and smells except salt and are farts the new aroma that can be made artificially?. And just what the hell is a fresh Bussy? Someone sick dreamed this up and with the way things are, he’ll probably make a killing for his efforts. On the other hand anyone who’d shell out $35.00 for a candle is a fool with too damned much extra money to waste. But as they say, ‘to each his own’. Why the hell didn’t I think of something outlandish like this?
I can’t imagine a better scent to the end of 2020.
That would be more like “The Dirty Bussy Candle.”