“Gideon & Jakob: Bareback” Oh Hell No

Like a broken clock that is right twice a day, the scene has exactly two things that aren’t wrong.

Let’s address the white elephant in the room right from jump.

Like Darryl, Howard, and Arnie, Gideon is someone who never belonged on Sean Cody to begin with much less brought back for action.

There’s no interview or BTS this time. I don’t think any of the crew wanted their voice to be associated with this.

The filming and the editing are clumsy at best. But the scene itself is so lousy, it wouldn’t have helped anyway. And that’s just sad.

 
For Gideon’s first hardcore scene, he was paired with Landon. Today is Jakob. The fact he was teamed with two guys in a row who have much bigger dicks and much better bodies isn’t setting Gideon up for success. Neither is the fact that once we go from stills to video and leave the Photoshop behind, what little appeal Gideon may have goes with it.

 
Jakob is a cool customer to begin with. But he’s willing. Gideon is very passive and that is not a scene-making combination either. No yack yack so right to it. And we’re greeted with this. I think they are supposed to be kissing but it looks like that are tongue wrestling over the last Tic Tac in Souther California. Yikes.

 
As Gideon gives Jakob a hummer, you can’t help but wish it was almost anyone else. But Jakob is hard and sticks it in Gideon with all of the eroticism of putting a quarter in a soda machine. Once Jakob climbs on top of the mattress, the view gets, well, as good as it’s going to get. They are both hard at least.

 
Onto pile driver. The focus is on Jakob and his dick so it’s more palatable. For everyone. The pile driving makes Gideon shoot himself right in the face. Then it’s Jakob’s turn and by the time he’s done, it looks like a vanilla ice cream cone melted on Gideon’s stomach. Those two things about the scene that aren’t wrong: these are them.

 
Onto round two. Now unlike some other new members of the team, Jakob kisses, rims, and sucks and has since his first hardcore scene with Blake. That doesn’t mean he’s good at it, but I appreciate the fact he tries. When it comes time for rimming, A for effort but he’s plain terrible. So of course, we get three uninterrupted minutes of it that should have remained on the cutting room floor.

 
That leads to some crooked cowboy. It’s an odd position and filmed at an odd angle. I think I figured our the crew’s angle here. Focus on Jakob and let the rest fade into the background. If only it was that easy.

 
Then we move to standing doggie. The fact that Gideon has not been hitting the gym in favor of a few trips to the buffet makes this position even less flattering for him. He does, however, blast a decent load right into the camera. Then Jakob creampies Gideon.

Perhaps the cameraman went out for more Tic Tacs and that’s why he missed what could have been that Mary Tyler Moore cumshot that takes a nothing scene and suddenly makes it all seem worthwhile. But not today. Next!

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