Michael Fassbender & Other Actors With Absolute Elephant Dicks

We’re here to address the elephant in the room. Well, the elephant penis in the room. Five elephant penises in the room, to be precise!

For today’s perverted list of actor hunks, we’re going to be looking at some elephant trunks big enough to make anyone blush. These are five of our favorite elephant-hung celebrities who have blessed us with some fantastic looks at the thigh-slappers dangling between their legs. 

Take look below, let us know which elephant-hung actor stud you’d like to take to bed, and be sure to check out more footage of these monster cocks right here.

Jesse LaVercombe, Violation

First up, it’s Jesse LaVercombe in Violation. You wouldn’t know by this super cute actor’s innocent looks that he’s packing one hell of a cock. It’s always the innocent guys! What’s truly crazy is that Jesse shows his fully erect penis during a jaw-dropping frontal scene. 

Michael Fassbender, Shame

Next it’s famed hung hottie Michael Fassbender. Who could forget when Michael let his door knocker loose in the sex-filled drama Shame? In that legendary scene, Michael walks towards the camera with his very large penis flopping side to side.

Joaquín Ferreira, Club de Cuervos

Netflix’s first-ever Spanish-language series, Club de Cuervos made us wet. Especially when stud Joaquín Ferreira showed us his elephant trunk and massive balls four episodes into the first season while changing in the locker room.

Yahya Abdul-Mateen, Watchmen

And then there’s Yahya Abdul-Mateen II in Watchmen. We were gaga for Yahya’s double-wide dingaling as he took on the role as the notoriously nude Dr. Manhattan. See his blue-hued hog in episode nine as the camera pans over his enviable body. 

Adam Demos, Sex/Life

It should surprise no one that the biggest elephant penis can be found on Netflix’s Sex/Life. In the viral nude scene, Adam Demos dismays his romantic rival, Mike Vogel, in the men’s locker room by debuting a literal elephant penis that, as we’ve told you before, is actually just a prosthetic. Still hot though!

An elephant never forgets… and we can never forget these five elephant cocks!