This Food Truck Fuck Gives Me a Reverse Boner

A few months ago when we compiled our Most Obnoxious Men.com Scenes of 2022 (So Far!), little did we know that we would soon have yet another hot dog sex scene to add to the list. But here we are.

We’ve already seen Felix Fox and Joey Mills engage in dick play with hot dog buns, mustard and other assorted condiments, and now we return to the kitchen to see Finn Harding and Chris Cool have their turn. (Seriously, does Men.com have a Hot Dog channel we’re unaware of? Because they’re certainly building up a library for it.) Finn is a food truck vendor (“Customers come first…then we do!”) who invites flirting patron Chris into his abode, where they get all cute and clever with hot dog buns (oh look—they stroke one together! Then Finn puts his dick in one! How original!)

Soon enough, Chris is on his knees sucking Finn’s uncut slab, then takes it up the ass in various configurations that look extremely cramped and uncomfortable. Along the way, he interacts with annoyed customers speaking angrily in thick French Canadian accents as they wait for actual food service, and also eats a hot dog (which looks like it might not even be cooked) as he gets fucked on the counter. How cute.

Needless to say, there is absolutely nothing even mildly arousing here. It starts with the location, and it’s all downhill from there. Don’t get me started on the random junk yard they seem to be in, the very strange sounds Chris makes, or the fake cum (I know some of you will mock Finn’s severe farmer’s tan, but I actually think that’s hot). It will also turn you off of food truck establishments (no sanitary violation left unbroken!), and quite possibly actual hot dogs as well.

What say you? Are you amused by this culinary cock comedy? Or have you seen enough of these antics? (Hey, at least there are no women in this scene!)

See the full scene at Men.com!