Who’s the Hottest 2022 Playoff Pitcher?

Here at The Sword, we love hot pitchers who hit a hard ball. As Major League Baseball begins its 2022 postseason today with four Wild Card games, what better time to look at the playoff pitchers who drive us wild? Who’s the hottest? Vote in our poll! (And can you guess which one of these dudes has actually had dick pics leaked?)

We picked one pitcher from each of the 12 teams. Tell us who’s the hottest below! And for more sports studs, check out Who’s the Hottest Tennis Player at the 2022 U.S. Open?, Who’s the Hottest Gymnast at the 2022 U.S. Championships?, Who’s the Hottest Jock at the 2022 Track & Field Championships?Who’s the Hottest Swimmer at the 2022 World Championships? and more of our Hot Jock lists!

12. Robbie Ray, Seattle Mariners
Fuzzy Robbie would keep me cozy and warm at night…and he cleans up nice, too! (And that ass is pretty spectacular…)

Robbie Ray Robbie Ray

Robbie Ray

11. Nick Martinez, San Diego Padres
Nick’s pups are almost as adorable as his smile.

Nick Martinez

10. Tyler Anderson, Los Angeles Dodgers
Hi there, Tyler, you cute Cali boy with those golden fuzzy forearms!

Tyler Anderson Tyler Anderson

9. Gerrit Cole, New York Yankees
Woof! Gerrit is a big boy (6-foot-4) with a big smile. I’m getting lumberjack vibes here, and I love it.

Gerrit Cole Gerrit Cole

8. Ross Stripling, Toronto Blue Jays
Ross likes to be shirtless on the beach with a drink. Yes please. (Plus, that smile and those eyebrows!)

Ross Stripling Ross Stripling

Ross Stripling Ross Stripling

7.  Kyle Wright, Atlanta Braves
Kyle is clearly ripped, which makes it annoying that it’s hard to find more shirtless pics of him. (Hello there, bicep!)

Kyle Wright Kyle Wright

Kyle Wright

6. Corey Kluber, Tampa Bay Rays
Daddy! Another 6-foot-4 jock, Corey looks great clean shaven or with his salt-and-pepper scruffy.

Corey Kluber Corey Kluber

Corey Kluber

5. Justin Verlander, Houston Astros
Fuzzy, 6-foot-5 jock Justin had dirty pics (and a sex tape with wife Kate Upton) leaked eight years ago. Yes, that is his dick below. And we also know he’s a dirty talker, at least based on his profanity-laced locker room celebration speech to his team. And by the looks of it, he shoots a damn big load.

Justin Verlander Justin Verlander

Justin Verlander Justin Verlander

4. Zach Plesac, Cleveland Guardians
Cute. Cut. Loves dogs. Sign us up for a lot more of ripped Zach!

Zach Plesac Zach Plesac

Zach Plesac

3. Jacob deGrom, New York Mets
I hate to admit it, but I don’t love long hair on a guy. Now that Jacob finally cut his signature long locks, I’m noticing how goddamn adorable he is.

Jacob deGrom Jacob deGrom

Jacob deGrom

2. Noah Syndergaard, Philadelphia Phillies
Like his former teammate Jacob, Noah is known for his longer hair. It’s not as long anymore, not that I would notice anyway with this Thor body distracting me (watch out, Chris Hemsworth and Alexander Skarsgård!).

Noah Syndergaard Noah Syndergaard

Noah Syndergaard Noah Syndergaard

Noah Syndergaard Noah Syndergaard

Noah Syndergaard

1. Jack Flaherty, St. Louis Cardinals
This man is so handsome I can’t stand it! That fucking face, that killer smile..marry me, Jack! (And take off your shirt more in public please…)

Jack Flaherty Jack Flaherty

Jack Flaherty

Jack Flaherty

Jack Flaherty

Which jock do you wanna get a pitch from? Vote in our poll!

And for more hot baseball jock action, check out Austin Wolf controlling big-dicked bottom Sean Maygers in Gear Play at Hot House!

Austin Wolf, Sean Maygers

10 thoughts on “Who’s the Hottest 2022 Playoff Pitcher?”

  1. You’re kidding me right?
    That man is absolutely gorgeous! – “that young daddy makes me drol like no one else”

      1. Vai te foder espece de débil.
        I’m not used to speak english you asshole!
        I only speak Portuguese or French. (or a bit of the British literary English language)

  2. I’m a die-hard Yankees fan but Gerrit Cole does nothing for me
    Jacob deGrom is like Sampson. He lost all his power when he cut off his gorgeous locks. He’s a Met anyway
    my vote goes to Zach Plesac, ’cause I wanna walk his dog. WOOF

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