With legs and buns of steel, skiers are arguably the sexiest athletes at the Winter Olympics. Here we look at the studs competing in the alpine events. Which downhill dude is your favorite? Whose Super G do you wanna see? Vote in our poll!
We all know from experience how horny skiers are. That’s why they spend so much time in Aspen…
Which of these jocks gets your gold medal? (And for more Olympic jock fun, check out Who’s the Hottest Ice Dancer at the 2022 Olympics?, Who’s the Hottest Men’s Singles Figure Skater at the 2022 Olympics? and the Top 10 Hottest Figure Skaters at the 2022 Winter Olympics!)
13. Vincent Kriechmayr, Austria


12. Marco Schwarz, Austria



11. Aleksander Aamodt Kilde, Norway


10. Dominik Paris, Italy


9. Josef Ferstl, Germany


8. Travis Ganong, USA



7. Ryan Cochran-Siegle, USA



6. Sebastian Foss-Solevåg, Norway

5. Marco Odermatt, Switzerland


4. Miha Hrobat, Slovenia




3. Justin Murisier, Switzerland


2. Andreas Sander, Germany



1. Daniel Hemetsberger, Austria


Who’s your favorite? Vote in our poll!
Then hit the slopes for some hot fun in Snow Packed at Falcon!



“Who is the hottest athlete at the Genocide Olympics?” There, corrected it for you.
China has tens of thousands of Uyghur Muslims in concentration camps while these games are going on. Not, to mention the elephant in the room… the CCP just released a PLAGUE onto this world and has NEVER been held accountable.
Please think about what supporting these games means. And think of others who are being tortured, sterilized and subjected horrors we can’t imagine, all while China gives the world a distraction.
This article is not about China. It’s not about Uyghur Muslims. It’s not about COVID. It’s not about ignorance and short memory spans. It’s about with whom you would most like to get naked and nasty. Please leave your political discussions for the appropriate forum.
Are these on reverse order or something?
Naturally , as a Swede, I will pull for my Scandinavian cousins in Norway.