March 2008

Madonna’s Latest Single Leaks, Sort of Like Gas

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Legions of homos will normally flip out and die over the release of a fart by Madonna, but the faux Briton’s “Four Minutes to Save the World,” was met with an online whimper this week when it was leaked after playing on French radio.

Of course, she ain’t dead yet-even at 75 years young-and this isn’t the first time Madge has released a stinker (and we’re not even talking about her record-five Worst Actress awards at the Razzies) and had it go onto some success (“Hanky Panky,” anyone?). Below, a look back at some of the Venereal Girl’s bigger misses.

Jet Set’s Aaron James on MTV’s True Life

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Gay-for-pay star Aaron James appears in this clip from MTV’s True Life talking about his life as a straight guy (or is he?) who does gay porn.  It sure seems like Aaron likes his job, and likes kissing those other boys hello at the Adult Entertainment Expo. We recommend watching the full episode at around -5:06 for a quick shot of his morning wood through his boxers. The clip is here.

See the full episode on MTV.com.

Brits Pull Bareback Titles After BBC Investigation

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Two bareback titles have been pulled from the shelves in Britain amid allegations that four models were found to be infected with HIV shortly after a December shoot. The actions by San Diego-based Puppy Productions, distributed in Britain by Icreme, were prompted this week by an investigation BBC’s Newsnight program. The investigation was spurred by the arrest last week of film director Rufus Ffoulkes on charges stemming from the use of an sixteen-year old model.

JC Chasez and Chace Crawford in M4M LTR? OMG.


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Following the ambiguously gay news of their public display of obsession at Elton John’s Oscar Party late last month, ex-NSYNCer JC Chasez and Gossip Girl‘s man-banger Chace Crawford decided to escape the blinding glare of Hollywood paparazzi by totally going to the airport together and getting photographed, and then boarding a plane to Las Vegas. While it remains technically possible that the two are merely good pals, partaking in some sort of debauched male bonding in the city of sin, we’d like to point out that because the duo in question happen to both be pretty boys from a teen soap and a boy band, that the possibility of their gayness exponentially increases. Dubbed by some as the new Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong, though they’ve yet to go topless, “Gay-C Chacez” (as we’re evidently now calling them) are also rumored to be shacking up in Los Angeles.

Sex/Life in LA 2: Cycles of Porn (TLA, 2006)

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This GayVN-award-winning documentary explores the sometimes melancholy world of web cam boys and amateur porn models is a follow-up to the 1998 documentary by German filmmaker Jochen Hick. Chi Chi LaRue makes an appearance here with her Live & Raw Hotel, as does bareback producer Hot Desert Nights. That the lives of some of these models are sometimes sad seems like fairly conventional wisdom to us, but we like a behind-the-scenes exposé as much as the next gay.

Buy the DVD here.

Sydney Dispatch: Our Mardi Gras Memories… We Think

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Twelve hours, twenty-thousand homosexuals, a hundred pounds of feathers, four miles of drunk tourists, three hits of E, two liver transplants and one breast of Olivia Newton John later, we’re finally done with Sydney Gay Mardi Gras, even if we’re not exactly sure what happened. As part of a SF2Oz goodwill delegation to San Francisco’s Australian sister city, we did our fair share of mingling with Sydney’s Lord Mayor Clover Moore, riling bitter wrinkle queen Kathy Griffin and assessing

Prince Harry ‘Outed’ in Afghanistan, Photographed Shirtless Multiple Times

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It’s so funny because we were just thinking of him!  Prince Harry’s military unit’s been on a secret mission, or something, in Afghanistan and because Matt Drudge is still an asshole, information of his unit’s location was leaked to the press and now he has to come home.  But there’s more!  The ginger-headed dreamboat also liked to kill time in the desert kicking around a football with his shirt off, and these photographs seem to have been leaked as well.  And with that, we leave you quietly with the evidence, which you can add to your spank bank along with these of his hot (though slightly pastier) brother.

White America Can’t Handle Diesel Washington, Except For When It Can


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Who’s that lurking in the background of Titan Media’s new title, Telescope? Hint: He’s 6’6, 240lbs, black, and mad as hell! Why yes, it’s Sword crush object Diesel Washington, who came out swinging on his blog today about being relegated to a second-tier cover spot for what is supposed to be his first headlining feature for the contracted studio. In Telescope, Diesel plays a “wealthy, well-dressed urbanite” through whose point-of-view the scintillating actions of the film unfold.

Tim Gunn: He Laughs, He Cries, He Goes Home Lonely

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Oh, the timeliness of it all! Just as Bravo’s token gay brainchild that is Project Runway draws to a close this week, the webs are alive with sightings and outtakes of queen minstrel Tim Gunn, so we thought we’d give you this quick roundup of all things sad and marvelous featuring the white-haired wonder himself. Come on, you know you’ll miss him!

It all started Friday with this Gawker Stalker item, the lede being “Tim Gunn is Sad.”  It seems little Tim was spotted alone and bereft-seeming at Upper East Side sugar daddy/hustler lounge The Townhouse. When the spotter tried approaching him for some friendly starfuckery, Herr Gunn simply mouthed, “Go away.”  We can’t vouch for the classiness/classlessness of the approach, or if there was a cocktail napkin autograph demand involved, but the image remains oddly haunting.

Weekend Roundup: Rise of the Lesbians

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Holy meat-curtains, Batman! While you were whiling away the hours in a K-Hole listening to the mind-numbing thumpa- thumpa-thumpa at the local discotheque, our lesbian brethren were plotting world domination!

We don’t usually cover the womyn’s beat, but just for you, and because it’s Monday, a roundup of all the celebrity muff diving news of the past few days.

Rumors have been percolating that Juno star Ellen Page might be a lezzy, and some feel that this clip on SNL might be her way of coming out in a round-about sort of way. However, she makes a mistake no card-carrying lesbian would dare make: 0:55 into the clip, she refers to Indigo Girls’

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