David Duchovny’s Addicted to Sex
In a bizarre case of life imitating art, David Duchovny, who plays a sex-addicted character on Showtime’s Californication, was admitted to a rehab facility for sex addiction in real life on Thursday. His wife of eleven years Tea Leoni, of Spanglish fame (we love that movie), is apparently sticking by him.
Actually, on further inspection, it’s probably a case of art imitating life, and the TV series–which recently garnered two Emmy nominations–came out of Duchovny’s own personal experience; he serves as Executive Producer in addition to being its star.
In any event, Tea must’ve gotten tired of having to go the clinic all the time, and now poor David’s going to have to curb his sexual appetites. We recommend staring at some Adult Baby sites. Doing that generally makes us disgusted with human sexuality for a solid few weeks.