Torso of the Week: Dirk Jager
Dirk Jager is smokin hot, and just the kind of man’s man we would lick up and down if we got the chance.
May 2009
Hot Rugby Player Interviews Hot Rugby Player
Watching this Aussie rugby player nibble on his puppy’s ear while he talks about his future plans to become a massage therapist makes us feel pain. This man’s name is Daniel Conn, and we would kill ourselves if he asked us to.
The Sword: Slightly Crippled, Still Lovable
Loyal Sword readers may have experienced some technical difficulties the last several hours or days, and yes, we are aware of them and they are being addressed.
Imperious, Imperial Tranny Crystal LaBeija Freaks the Fuck Out on Film
Legendary tranny sensation Crystal LaBeija, founder of the House of LaBeija featured in the drag documentary Paris Is Burning, appeared in the lesser known 1968 documentary The Queen, which depicted a drag pageant in New York City in which she lost to a young queen named Rachel Harlow.
Hugh Jackman’s Penis Has a Name
Hugh Jackman calls his dick “James Roger,” though if we had it our way we’d be pronouncing it “Gaargh Grooaaaaaaaahrrghrrgher.”
U.K. Tranny Recruits Self to Fight Hate Crimes
A pre-op Welsh M2F transsexual by the name of Michelle Douglas has been teaching workshops to local cops about trans-phobic violence.
Unzipped Road-Tests Vibrating Anal Balls, Has Orgasm
Milton Jeffries over at Unzipped’s Below the Belt blog did a little road-testing of some battery-operated, vibrating anal beads and finds one is enough and three can be a crowd.
My So-Called Gay Life: Spin the Bottle
If you don’t relate to Mike Diamond pelting his scale across the room while screaming “Liar!” and then shitting out a champagne bottle, then you probably aren’t a fag.
Welcome to Her Vagine: The Comedy of Deven Green
We at the Sword are newly in love all over again with Deven Green, the Los Angeles based comedienne responsible for those voice-over parodies of Brenda Dickson’s “Welcome to My Home” videos a couple years ago (you know, the “Look at my vagine! It’s a huuge vagine!” ones).
This Weekend, Sister Roma Will Be Watching People Masturbate for Hours and Hours
Tomorrow afternoon in San Francisco, the annual Masturbate-a-thon, presented by The Center for Sex and Culture, will bring together some of the greatest, most record-setting wankers of their generation.
Nash Lawler on the Set of Mustang’s ‘Green Door’
Asked what he would do if he had his own private “green door” that would take him back in time, Nash Lawler says he’d like to get greased up and have a fight with some sexy WWII Marines.
“Straight Talk”: A (Fake) Training CD for Interesting Gay People On How to Respond to Boring Breeders
Funny or Die is actually, occasionally, funny! As evidence, please see this satiric ad for a training CD for gays being shilled for by none other than our favorite gay minstrel, Carson Kressley!
Bigorexics Club Convenes In Fort Lauderdale
Vince Ferelli, Matthew Rush and Robert Van Damme got together for a Ferelli go-go gig in Fort Lauderdale and made normal humans seem positively Lilliputian.
Sex Clubber: “The Internet is for Axe Murderers”
We love Matt Siegel’s investigative reporting. The cub reporter has exposed Bruce Vilanch’s handsiness and Bea Arthur’s ugly toes and this week — for The Advocate — he brings us inside a Southern California sex club where the owner is positioning himself for the new millennium.
That Biznatch Patti Stanger to Have Gay Millionaire on Her Matchmaker Show
Astoundingly non-female-friendly yenta Patti Stanger has taken an astoundingly long-ass time to feature a gay millionaire on her Millionaire Matchmaker show — which, we’d like to point out, is on that gay channel that isn’t Logo.