Disney Daddies: Live Action Disney Actors Reveal All

“Daddy, I love him.” Those doubting the world’s thirst for a live-action remake of The Little Mermaid can take a seat, because Disney’s splashy flick scored big at the box office with the fifth-highest Memorial Day Weekend haul ever. It turns out that the world is thirsty. Very thirsty.

Most of the praise for this one is going to Halle Bailey’s Ariel and Melissa McCarthy’s Ursula. But what about the men? Javier Bardem is none other than King Triton, who has been daddified over the years in Gay Internet memes. The original animated Prince Eric stirred many a gay awakening in elder millennials (guilty!), and he’s personified in the live-action The Little Mermaid by the cute dimple-faced Jonah Hauer-King. Whether you’re into the king or the prince, it’s time to get royally fucked.

Today we’re not only covering the hottest scenes from Javier Bardem and Jonah Hauer-King – we’re diving in deep to bring you the best scenes from all of the hottest actors from Disney’s live-action remakes! Spoiler: It’s true what they say about Javier Bardem’s penis. Folks, it’s better down where it’s wetter.

Colin Farrell (Dumbo)

Richard Madden (Cinderella)

Dan Stevens (Beauty And The Beast)

Luke Evans (Beauty And The Beast)

Brenton Thwaites (Maleficent)

Jude Law (Peter & Wendy)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Pinocchio)

Jonah Hauer-King (The Little Mermaid)

Javier Bardem (The Little Mermaid)

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