In case you weren’t on the internet this weekend, Dirty Tony’s Justin Master took over every gay porn blog with his 10-inch long, 7-inch thick cock. Good for him! And good for his ginormous, mouthwatering cock. Not only is the dick to die for (seriously, I would kill myself even if it meant I could only have it inside me after I was dead), but Justin is really cute, too. In a perfect world, Justin and his dick would be on the front page of every website, not just the gay porn ones.
Because who couldn’t appreciate opening up their browser’s home page and seeing this instead of some dumb news headlines? I mean, hello. Heaven.
Of course, Justin isn’t perfect. Turns out, he’s a bit of a whiner. In this extended interview clip from Dirty Tony, Justin says that he often received “unwanted attention” for having a huge dick, and if one of his girlfriends said something, he would often have to hear about it from people. This upset him, because when it comes to the size of his penis, that’s “very private stuff.”
Excuse me while I break out the world’s smallest violin for the man with the one of the internet’s biggest cocks:
Justin can complain all he wants, obviously. As long as he does it while not wearing pants.