But what is this magical panacea against the new disease they’ve dubbed MGO (that’s Male Genital Odor) you ask?
Hey, it’s like the web is an old-timey medicine show! The cream turns out to be nothing more than an antifungal
with 1% cotrimazole, a substance easily obtainable in
Walgreens-brand format for treating Athlete’s foot, jock itch and yes, yeast infections. So if you’re looking to cure your smelly foreskin, or trying to drive away a hairy older lover infatuated with your stink, we would recommend spending the $6 on the tube of off-brand cream rather than the $9.95 plus shipping that these charlatans want.
We’re noting this to mock it and warn less savvy consumers against buying such dumb shit. But let’s all thank Perez Hilton for sending them a mountain of traffic under the auspices of his “Wacky, Tacky and True” category. Keep it real, Perez! How’s that blogging going? Twit.
NodorOâ„¢ (ismellperfect.com – please don’t buy anything)
A source has leaked details to The Sword about a new fucky fucky extension that will not be beholden to any of Apple's pearl-clutching restrictions.
I don't take sex seriously enough to commit to a Master/slave dynamic, so instead I'll just read this new blog written by a 39-year-old British sub slut named Fang.
1. You know it's a leather orgy when everyone takes a moment between foreplay and fucking so they can put their clothes back on.
When I discovered that a friend of mine trims his chest hair, I told him to think of the children in Africa who have no chest hair to shave in the first place. Now I've found a fur-obsessed Photoshopper who is helming the good fight against body shavers everywhere.
The hypothesis: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo. The conclusion: you can put a shitload of condoms on a dildo.