So…this a new one. We’ve heard of blue balls, but for one Finnish skier, it was blue balls and blue shaft due to blistering conditions at the men’s 50km cross-country skiing race at the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing.
It was so cold and windy, officials shortened the race from 50km to 30km on Saturday—but that didn’t stop Finland’s Remi Lindholm (conveniently dressed in blue) from experiencing some unfortunate side effects. He finished 28th and was on the course for an hour and 16 minutes, but the extreme winds helped contribute to his penis freezing up by the end of the race (ouch!).
As he told Finnish press (and as reported by CNN): “You can guess which body part was a little bit frozen when I finished…it was one of the worst competitions I’ve been in. It was just about battling through,” he said. “When the body parts started to warm up after the finish, the pain was unbearable.”
Lindholm shared that he had to use a heat pack to thaw out his cock afterward—and shockingly this wasn’t the first time it happened to him, as he explained he had a similar incident in a race in Finland last year. Then again, if he was skiing in just his Speedo, he’s got only himself to blame (one look at his Insta shows that Remi enjoys hanging out nearly naked in the snow a lot). But if that’s the secret to him having abs like this, we won’t criticize…
Have you ever experienced frigid dick? And if you did, would you actually tell someone?! (Call me crazy, but I wouldn’t want the world knowing me as “that frozen dick dude”).
For more hot Olympic skier action, check out Who’s The Hottest Alpine Skier at the 2022 Winter Olympics?, and head over to Falcon for some naked show fun in Aspen and Tahoe! Also get more of your Winter Olympics jock fix here:
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Wow having a stiffy without being excited!