(which is now ONE WEEK AWAY OMFG OMFG HOLY CRAP HOLD ME!!!). The movie’s gotten a tremendous amount of buzz, and according to Entertainment Weekly (who has featured the stars on the cover twice in the last few months), Twilight’s 22-year-old star Robert Pattinson is about to be the next Zac Efron. Thousands of teen fans showed up for a publicity event at ComiCon this summer just to get a glimpse of the 22-year-old’s strong jaw and creepily wide-set eyes. Pattinson, for his part, was quoted saying that the screaming din of every girl aged 14-17 in Southern California sounded like something you might hear entering “the gates of hell,” to which the girls responded by screaming and crying some more because he didn’t love them.
Basically, because gays are pretty much teenage girls in almost every way–take, as evidence, all the Gossip Girl fans, High School Musical fans and The Hills fans you know–our money’s on Robert Pattinson to get his fair share of homo buzz–especially because he’s going gay in his very next role! In Little Ashes, Pattinson plays Salvador Dali, and the film depicts the surrealist painter’s big gay affair with Spanish playwright Frederico Garcia Lorca.
So, for those of you soon-to-be obsessive fans, you’ll be happy to know that the teenage girls who got to him first have been obsessively collecting every last screenshot, paparazzi photo, and magazine scan of the actor for many months now. Here are a couple representative shots below, as well as some vaguely gay advance stills from Little Ashes courtesy of MTV News.
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Also, we were amused by this video put up by a nerdy teenage girl known to YouTube as Cassiesanerd, though we can’t exactly agree that the photo in question is very hot. But then, we’re not 15 anymore. Thank christ.
Screencap Sexpots: Thirsty for ‘True Blood’
Selections from The Sword 100
Nipple Nudity: Zac Efron Gallavanting Shirtless in Hawai’i
Celebrity Nipple: Barely Legal MTV Sk8er Boi Strips for the Tween Set
UPDATE: Well hello, lawyer letter from Playgirl. In other news, Playgirl can afford a lawyer? Images removed.
The Homosexual Recruiter Association celebrates another success today now that former Menudo boy bander Angelo Garcia has done the yep-i'm-gay thing. And to celebrate, he's posing nude.