From swimmers with massive pecs to gymnasts with bursting biceps, from rowers with big bulges to runners with jiggling junk, there’s a never-ending parade of hotties to watch at the Summer Olympics. Which sport’s athletes get you the horniest? See our Top 10 and vote for your favorite!
Plus, take a look at the Hottest Swimmers at the U.S. Olympic Trials, the Hottest Gymnasts at the U.S. Olympic Trials, the Hottest Divers, the Hottest Track Athletes and the Hottest Field Athletes. Vote for your favorite in our poll below!
10. Weightlifting
Big and beefy! (And very verbal, if you like that…)
9. Rugby
Like water polo on land, with more manly contact and bigger quads.
8. Beach Volleyball
Tall, trim and toned! (Ugh, the Olympics needs to let these men play shirtless!)
7. Rowing
Those arms! And have you seen those bulges on the medal stands?!
6. Wrestling
Who cares about the ears?! Lots of muscles, heads buried in crotches, ass grabbing, man-on-man contact and singlet bulges? Yes, please!
5. Water Polo
Burly muscle men in skimpy suits getting all aggressive with each other? Don’t mind if I do! (Can we get more underwater cameras please?)
4. Diving
Like the swimmers’ younger toned twink bros, but in skimpier suits.
3. Track
Have you seen those bulges bounce around as they run?! (The hurdle events are particularly jiggly!)
2. Gymnastics
They’re top heavy, but don’t we all love a good top? (And can we please have them compete shirtless?!)
1. Swimming
The suits and water mean the bulges aren’t as bulbous, but dear lord those bodies and chests! Nothing gets me more aroused than seeing a half-naked four-man relay team hug each other after winning gold.
Which sport has the hottest athletes? Vote below, and check out more hot Olympic athletes here:
- Who’s the Hottest Jock on the U.S. Olympic Water Polo Team?
- Hottest Swimmers at the U.S. Olympic Trials
- Hottest Divers at the U.S. Olympic Trials
- Hottest Gymnasts at the U.S. Olympic Trials
- Hottest Track Athletes at the U.S. Olympic Trials
- Hottest Field Athletes at the U.S. Olympic Trials
- Olympic Dover Credits His Success to Gay Dad
I think it’s about time you invited these athletes to pose naked for the Sword Newsletter. If the IOC lets them pose nude for ESPN and Sports Illustrated, it seems discriminatory not to let The Sword photograph the athletes naked. What would their objection really be if they are pro-LGBTQA and all the athletes featured are 18+? I know some of the athletes are under 18, but they can be excluded.
Obviously diving. First off, they are wearing the least clothing. Two, they almost always have to lift up their speedo after every dive getting out of the water. Then, they go take a short shower… and finally, go in a hot tub with the other divers. Umm.. most homoerotic sport ever.
He is probably thinking, I should just end it all now, because I will end up marrying some gross old grandpa and end up knitting. Well, his vision came through!
Rugby has been the sport that has produced many gay or stars. Colby Jensen, Connor Kline and Braden Charon to name a few.
*gay porn stars
Stars???? Uh that is a little generous.
American men are the sexiest breed of man on the planet
Uh, try nelliest, feminine and downright flaming!
Thank you!!! american WO-men are tragic
No, American MEN are great, unlike the preening or ‘roid queens over whom you drool.
Hunny I’m not saying you’re wrong but Colombia, Japan and Brazil might want to throw in their bids too.
I just threw up in my mouth!
Talk about Sophie’s Choice…
What a stupid comparison statement to make, dumb bitch!
This is you
And this is you, universal tard! Climb aboard your struggle bus.
A “struggle bus” describes a situation which is frustrating but offers a teachable moment. You provided an image of what is called a Short Bus.
None of this is related to Sophie’s choice or one’s taste for off-color humor.
You’re welcome.
What an asinine comment. The comparison is having to choose among people you love, not equating hot men at the Olympics to children about to be killed. If you don’t get that you’re the idiot.
Lmfao!!!
Someone understands
Who are these whores?
Gymnastics is as gay as figure skating.
Rugby – those legs, those arses
Rugby all of the way! Tie me up and gang bang me for days! If I leave bruised and bloodied then I would be a lucky fucker!
Love it. Yum!
Hold on … Olympic rugby? I gotta tune into that.
I understand why gymnastics got #1…but I voted my #1 as wrestling, BECAUSE: The unequalled MAN ON MAN contact is like watching the sports version of homoerotic porn! WOOF. Gymnasts are physically gorgeous, but so are the wrestlers, AND they’re all OVER one another to boot! WOOF! LOL…y’all have a great day!