In the latest very special episode of the Tim & Roma Show, the hosts have their sausage-and-Big-Gulp lunches interrupted by a porn shoot on the Live & Raw set, featuring Chi Chi Larue and “guest director” Julie Brown — she of “Homecoming Queen’s Got a Gun” fame, and newly appearing on Here Networks Dante’s Cove.
Here are some shots from Hedi Slimane’s 24-page cover story for the brand spanking new VOGUE Hommes Japan.
If the internet were a sidewalk, we’d want to take a stroll with Kenneth in the 212. Kenneth, who’s totally cute, has a knack for separating the gay wheat from the chaff. He’s an occasional contributor to Towleroad, and his personal blog is a balanced meal that combines the high-brow and the trashy; an interview of a favorite author follows a collage of shirtless football players.
Black really isn’t the new anything, and someday soon we hope to stop wearing it in mourning of Trannyshack. From the ashes of that venerable drag destination rise two distinct new weekly parties at the same venue, ye olde Stud Bar on Harrison and 9th in San Francisco:
Yes, Travis and AM almost died in a plane crash and George Michael got busted again for coked-up urinal cruising, but the real story this weekend was our discovery that Justin Gaston, Miley Cyrus’ new beau and our new obsession, is in fact a slightly douche-y John Mayer-esque singer-songwriter. We should have known after seeing him leaving church in a tank top. We gave him the benefit of the doubt though. He was just so lithe and nipply. And hot. But now he’s just lame. And lithe and nipply. And hot. Ugh; fine. We’d still fuck him. But he’d have to be unconscious. Watch the painful video after the jump.
You’d think that after a year in which he a) started a safe sex campaign, b) wrote a porn script c) toured with ManHunt d) sold some underwear and e) came out for Obama, Steve Cruz might want to take a rest, right? Not on your bladder!
When Joan Rivers performed for the leathermen at a Folsom Street Fair benefit gala on Saturday, the tension was thick: would she like what Sir was wearing?
The U.S. Coast Guard is the latest enemy of the good! We just heard that they’ve managed to seize two semi-submarines off the coast of Central America in the last week containing about 14 tons of cocaine en route to California. What the fuck.
In her one-woman show this week, Sandra Bernhard informed Mrs. Palin — a “turncoat bitch” — that she will be “gang raped by [Sandra’s] big black brothers” upon entering Manhattan. We are inclined to think that Sandra is joking for two reasons: she doesn’t have any black siblings, and she’s a comedian. But Ms. Bernhard is also lesbian, and by that count, the luscious VP candidate should be very, very afraid. Video of additional Bernhard political commentary after the jump.
New Brooklyn trio Chairlift have been compared by some music critics and bloggers to The Knife, and we can hear why with their Asian staccato accompaniment, spooky vocal melodies, and creepily upbeat dancefloor offerings. However, something about Chairlift is decidedly cutesier (just cutesy enough not to spook away any bright-eyed potential iPod Nano consumers).
Identical twins Dean and Dave Resnick, who among others totally creep us out, have appeared jerking off side by side in Pacific Sun’s Double Size: Double the Pleasure. Ellen Degeneres claims that she’s never had any children, but wouldn’t you too if these fugly twins popped out? Photographic evidence of the dopplegangery after the jump.
When Chad Hunt announced that he was bottoming, he also let something else slip — the biggest penis in the business is retiring after Jett Blakk’s Endgame. Jett Blakk takes us on a tour of his new set with some exclusive footage of the gangbang that made history.
This 90’s classic displays the cool art of the lazy porn pick-up. The guys partake in a semi-interested non sequitur ping pong match resulting in, you guessed it, man on man action. Just like in real life.
Anderson Cooper is dating some randomheimer actor named Jonathan Chase! Pardon us if we’re a little excited about this story, as it has all the elements we obsess over: A closeted celeb, softcore porn, an amazing ass and Another Gay Movie!
It’s the first weekend of October, so when everyone starts realizing how brilliant it will be to dress up as Sarah Palin for Halloween, just remember that you saw it here first. Check out our hand-curated selection of parties for those of the homo persuasion in SF, NY and LA, after the jump.
Australia has apparently just discovered oral sex.
Professor Basil Donovan, a professor at the University of New South Wales, presented his ground-breaking findings on the sexual habits of Australians at a congress on sexual health in Perth. What’s most curious, however, is that Donovan seems to have arrived from the 19th century.
According to the astonished professor, Australians have sex more often now than before, particularly oral sex which until recently was the domain of sex workers. According to Donovan’s findings oral sex “keeps things interesting.” And while Basil can’t prove it, he has a “theory” that oral sex became more popular as people started “washing more often.”
Master of every woman’s and every gay man’s masturbation fantasy, Brad Pitt, has lovingly donated $100,000 of his hard-earned cash to support gay marriage. The donation is going to help the cause of defeating November ballot initiatives in California and Massachusetts that would remove the legal right for same-sex couples to marry. (In case you just woke up in the drunk tank from an extremely long bender, gay marriage is currently legal in CA, and has been in MA for some time.)
Beady-eyed celebrity vole Lance Bass announced that his upcoming appearance on Dancing with the Stars will not involve same-sex dancing, as it would distract from the integrity of the show and just be “silly.”
“I think it would be so silly that it would just overshadow everything else going on,” Bass told E! Online. “It would just be like making fun of something. But if it was another show with all guys dancing and all girls dancing, that’s a different story. I think that’s sexy.”
The last time we saw segregated gay dancing — Miss Travolta in Hairspray — we flipped the channel, and we imagine we’ll do the same here. Below, some of the more dignified moments in Bass’s life.
This was a command performance, ladies and gents. During the 2008 kiss-off extravaganza for famed San Francisco tranny haven Trannyshack, beloved tranny Kiddie repeated her 2006 pageant performance of Billy Holiday’s “Don’t Explain”–during which she was branded once on stage, and somehow did not win–and the second time around she gets branded a total of six times without so much as breaking as a sweat, or her flawless composure.
Twins are hot, right? We thought so, too, until we realized that all too often they do this staring thing that creeps us out. How do straight men continue to jerk off to the Doublemint twins? Below, our guide to gay twins who creep us out most.
New York bon vivant and DList co-founder Daniel Nardicio has begun guerrilla warfare in the tony Fire Island Pines after outraged bar owners resorted to legal action to keep Pines barflies from fleeing to the neighboring town of Cherry Grove.
Famed NYC photographer Joe Oppedisano has signed on as photographer for the upcoming Steve Cruz/Leif Gobo-helmed Blue Movie for Mustang. Oppedisano, whose work has appeared in such wide-ranging publications as The New York Times, Playboy and Gay Times will be shooting all the stills on the project.
Sex columnist and gay pundit Dan Savage scoffs at the get-out-the-vote posters being plastered around Seattle’s Capitol Hill district by homo polticos Equal Rights Washington. “It’s not exactly voting that comes to mind when I look at that poster,” says Savage. “It makes me think about gym–as in, ‘when was the last time I got to the gym?'” He’s taken to referring to it as the “boytit poster.” It’s a pretty standard 90s-style gay ad campaign if you ask us, and the design could just as easily say “Drink Bud Light” or “Use Condoms” or “David Barton Gym” as what it does say: “Flex the Gay Body Politic. Vote.”
That little slut Miley Cyrus has been hanging around with a twenty year old underwear model from Heaven. We mean, Louisiana. His name is Justin Gaston, and he escorted Miley and her clan to church a couple days ago dressed in his Sunday best: tank-top, sneakers and a cross around his neck. During the service God was caught discretely tucking His boner under His loincloth.
Whether or not you had your retirement riding on AIG, times are gonna be tight for a while. Because we love you, dear reader, The Sword has compiled these handy tips for stretching your gay dollar without sacrificing your deviant lifestyle. So before you contemplate reusing a condom, consider these hedges against stag-flation.
San Francisco drag superstar and the first ever Miss Trannyshack, The Steve Lady, passed away last night at home with his partner and father at his bedside.
Nineteen years and sixty-four issues after it first appeared — as a black and white photocopied zine on the streets of San Francisco — BEAR Magazine is back from a six-year hibernation and will continue its promotion of the gay masculine aesthetic.
It’s the the porn version of walking and chewing gum at the same time: tell us how much you love having sex with girls while you’re getting your ass pounded by a guy. Rick Garcia, star of AMG Brazil’s RIO accomplishes the task with flying colors.
This wacky old couple would like to invite y’all homos down to the farm and in to their barn. Which surely means you won’t be leaving. They may have been born in a barn, but you’re the one who’s going to die in there. We’d like to not fear the simple-minded like the musical team of Lewis & Lewis, because what they lack in IQ, they make up for in population.
Sing it, sisters!
We’re not crazy about organized sports, but considering the fact that NFL players look like neck-less ogres and soccer players look like Greek statues, it baffles us that the sport isn’t more popular in North America. The rise of the great underwear-model-slash-soccer-titan David Beckham has had every fag and his sister drooling for eons, but the gays have had their sites set on 23-year-old Portuguese winger Cristiano Ronaldo for some time as well.
CorbinFisher, a leading amateur website based out of San Diego, will start offering their exclusive models full health benefits (medical,
dental, vision and life insurance coverage), 401(k) plans and tuition reimbursement for continued higher education.
In times of trouble, what the world really needs is love, sweet love, and so it goes in the background of this clip from CNN in which two men begin making out and ripping each others’ clothes off while the reporter in the foreground discusses the collapse of Lehman Brothers and our impending Great Depression 2.
Because San Francisco’s a town where “ambition” and “accomplishment” are defined pretty loosely, today’s San Francisco Examiner sends high fives and kudos! to two city residents for saving the world and ass shaking, respectively. Nikhil is on the left, wearing a suit. Carlos is on the right, wearing a sash. Nikhil is a college student whose research on alternative energy offers insight into Africa and sustainability. Carlos is a go-go dancer who
What do porn stars do when they’re not fucking? TitanMan Darius Falke spends it designing clothes. The thirty-year-old Polish stunner has a passion for fashion (and for assin’), so he partnered with his mom and started up his own clothing line, 4insatiable.com, last year. Mr. Gay Argentina Max Schutler gives us a little fashion show, but all we could think about was how good those clothes would look on the floor…
Lindsay Lohan broke her silence on her presidential endorsement yesterday via an outraged MySpace blog, in which she concluded with the exclamation “vote for Obama!” God, she can be so bossy sometimes. Prior to her plea for change in Washington, Lohan railed against the indisputably horrifying Sarah Palin, John McCain’s Vice Presidential running mate born of Lucifer from oceans aflame (or, Alaska).Â
“I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female,” Lohan reasoned. She then went on to specifically address gay rights: “Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?” (Noting that Lohan has crossed four of those five Palin sins off of her checklist, we can’t help wondering if a secret high school baby will surface in the coming weeks.)Â To further illustrate her lesbian rage, Lohan copied and pasted this article by the Associated Press about Palin’s church and its efforts to convert gays into straights.
While Lindsay and Samantha’s official coming-out as a couple still eludes us, this post may be as close to an admission of gayness as any of us will get. In the meantime, you can catch Lohan attempting to revive her career this season on ABC’s gayest show, Ugly Betty beginning September 25th.Â
Sir Paul McCartney has slammed a new book in which biographer Philip Norman claims that John Lennon wanted a gay relationship with his bandmate.
In John Lennon: A Life, Norman claims that John fantasized about Paul and wanted to spend a hard day’s night with him and that Lennon also once considered sex with his own mother. Given Paul’s haggish appearance these days, we suppose it’s possible that Lennon wanted to have sex with him *because* Paul looked like his mother.
As if we needed any further reason not to like San Diego, news arrives today that four San Diego firefighters are suing the city over their forced participation in the 2007 Gay Pride parade, where they were, allegedly, sexually harassed by flirtatious homos. The suit calls the parade “a sexually licentious event, where raucous and lewd behavior, conduct and dress is permitted,” and the four men claim that they were subjected to aggressive taunts and comments while riding their firetruck through Hillcrest.