February 2009
NSFW: Interview With Hot House Exclusive Johnny Gunn
Pocket Italian Stallion Johnny Gunn took a break from spreading his ass cheeks on a recent photo shoot to tell us about his female fans and being short.
STOP WEARING THIS: Fedoras
We at The Sword occasionally get servicey on your ass, and today, a little friendly fashion advice.
‘Unzipped’ Calls Mason Wyler a Trainwreck
Mason Wyler has gone from “King of Bottoms” to “Cum Guzzler” to rape victim to an escort who pays for sex. Now, his bareback past is rising to the surface. Unzipped wonders whether this kid needs an intervention.
Georgia State Under Fire for Queer Studies Department
Not that we’re huge fans of the whole institution of Queer Theory or Queer Studies, but some of our best friends happen to be tedious academic fags who’ve built their careers being experts in the anthropology of oral sex practice in 1970s Greenwich Village.
EXCLUSIVE: The Sword Goes to the ‘To the Last Man’ Premiere in West Hollywood
It’s not often that a porn flick gets a premiere–these are the days of straight-to-DVD and straight-to-web porn releases, after all. But Raging Stallion Studios went all out to promote their latest extra-violent porn epic, To the Last Man.
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Nick Moretti Had a Bad Week
In front of the camera, dominant daddy Nick Moretti binds and gags young studs into submission. But off-camera, he fields professional disappointments, backs down from race wars and eats Lean Pockets in front of his computer on Valentine’s day.
NY Mag: Male Fashion Models Third-Class Citizens, Kind of Like Straight Male Porn Stars
NY Mag, always our go-to source for trashy stories about media moguls and the fashion set, writes an exposé this week to coincide with NY Fashion Week about the shitty, shitty lives of male models.
Pretty Things’ Hairbox Thrillers #11
In this latest installments from Pretty Things’ series of high art YouTube genius, the hairbox gals tackle an important dilemma concerning their friend Kathy, who, uh, “lost her mind.”
Portland Mayor’s Little Fuckbitch Will Show Us All His Cock
Well, their publicity stunt worked! The gay Portland mayor’s ex-fuckfriend, Beau Breedlove, took Unzipped up on its offer to feature him in their pages, thus going directly from Hard News to Skin Trade without passing Go.
Freaky Allison on New ‘Top Model’ Obsessed With Nosebleeds
America’s Next Top Model is heading into its 12th cycle of torturing young women with Tyra eyes and “fierceness” and sadistic photo shoots, and the only reason we can come up with to watch is this freaky chick Allison who’s featured in one of the new cycle’s teasers.
Own Blake Riley’s Tight, Vibrating Ass for a Mere $249.99
Step right up, gentlemen and witness a triumph of modern sex toy technology!
Spanish Porn Star Martin Mazza Welcomes Stag Homme to His Home (NSFW)
The Stag Homme boys have sent The Sword another dispatch from Madrid, this time a Cribs-ish webisode featuring Spain’s biggest gay porn star, Martin Mazza.
‘Chico’s Angels,’ A Latina Drag Queen Sitcom
We are pretty much loving Chico’s Angels–a web show based on a stage show from LA featuring Latina drag queens Kay Sedia, Chita Parol and Frieda Laye–almost as much as Rupaul’s Drag Race.