February 2009

UPDATED: Caleb Carter Tragedy

Caleb Carter's Tragic DeathTwink powerbottom Caleb Carter hung himself this Saturday in San Diego, leaving the porn industry confused and saddened.

Big Russian Diva Looks Just Like Lady Bunny

Lady Bunny's Russian doppelganger Alla PugachevaOver the weekend, celebrated Russian-American pout model and porn director Michael Lucas sent his pal Lady Bunny a video of a famous Russian singer who he claims looks just like her.

STOP WEARING THIS: Fedoras

Pete Wentz: Tool in a FedoraWe at The Sword occasionally get servicey on your ass, and today, a little friendly fashion advice.

From the Drag Archive: Pollo Del Mar’s Winning Miss Trannyshack Number

SF Drag Queen Pollo Del Mar's Winning Miss Trannyshack Number, 2007Speaking of Award show winners… San Francisco-based drag glamazon and trivia party hostess Pollo Del Mar proved her place in the pantheon of champion drag queens with this number, set to Britney’s “Freakshow,” which took home the prize at the 2007 Miss Trannyshack pageant.

‘Unzipped’ Calls Mason Wyler a Trainwreck

Is Mason Wyler Crazy?Mason Wyler has gone from “King of Bottoms” to “Cum Guzzler” to rape victim to an escort who pays for sex. Now, his bareback past is rising to the surface. Unzipped wonders whether this kid needs an intervention.

Georgia State Under Fire for Queer Studies Department

Queer Theory Debated at Georgia StateNot that we’re huge fans of the whole institution of Queer Theory or Queer Studies, but some of our best friends happen to be tedious academic fags who’ve built their careers being experts in the anthropology of oral sex practice in 1970s Greenwich Village.

Sites We Love: Gay Escort Blog

Canada Bans Michael Lucas Piss PornThe blog Gay Escort, about one man’s life as a male prostitute, serves up a juicy diary of relationship woes and twisted client escapades.

George Clooney Is “Obsessed” With Clive Owen

George Clooney Obsessed With Clive OwenA new Esquire of profile of Clive Owen includes interviews with friends and co-stars, including Julia Roberts, who reveals that George Clooney is totally “obsessed with Clive.”

When God Closes A Fart Porn Door, He Opens a Publicity Window

Canada Bans Michael Lucas Piss PornThe Sword’s favorite Russian-born porntrepreneur Michael Lucas crafted a letter to President Obama today in an effort to garner free publicity dispute Canada’s recent obscenity ban on his two fetish masterpieces: Piss! and Farts!

Nick Moretti Had a Bad Week

Gay Porn Star Nick Moretti's Bad WeekIn front of the camera, dominant daddy Nick Moretti binds and gags young studs into submission. But off-camera, he fields professional disappointments, backs down from race wars and eats Lean Pockets in front of his computer on Valentine’s day.

Utah Man Arrested For Child Porn Arts-and-Crafts

Thomas Thackeray, Utah PervertThe award for janky stalker of the week goes to 61-year-old Thomas Thackeray, who was arrested for pasting pictures of his underage neighbor’s face onto pictures of gay porn stars, then mailing the twisted collages to the freaked-out teenager.

Pretty Things’ Hairbox Thrillers #11

Hairbox Thrillers #11 from Pretty ThingsIn this latest installments from Pretty Things’ series of high art YouTube genius, the hairbox gals tackle an important dilemma concerning their friend Kathy, who, uh, “lost her mind.”

Freaky Allison on New ‘Top Model’ Obsessed With Nosebleeds

Allison, Nosebleed Fetishist on ANTMAmerica’s Next Top Model is heading into its 12th cycle of torturing young women with Tyra eyes and “fierceness” and sadistic photo shoots, and the only reason we can come up with to watch is this freaky chick Allison who’s featured in one of the new cycle’s teasers.

Ricky Sinz Sends Mom Pictures of His Ass

Ricky Sinz InterviewLethal porn star Ricky Sinz called into a gay radio show called The G Spod to talk about serving as a bodyguard for the Prime Minister of Iraq and screening his pornos for his mom.

Rush Limbaugh’s Gay Disco Remix

Rush Limbaugh's Anti-Gay Barney Frank Disco RemixRush Limbaugh, famous propelling “Barack The Magic Negro” into ubiquity, has now reworked Abba’s”Dancing Queen”  into a song about  Barney Frank called “Banking Queen.”

Porn Stars’ Valentine’s Days Were Just As Lame As Yours

Porn Stars' Boring Valentine's DaysYou probably think that porn stars live better, more exciting lives than you do. And you’re right, they do. But on Valentine’s Day, the stars we hate to love did things like watch TV and go to Sears. A roundup, after the jump.

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