July 2009

‘I Broke My Penis’

ibrokemypenis.comTo tell his broken penis story, a super cute straight boy has created a nickname for himself (“kid with the broken penis) and started a website (ibrokemypenis.com).

Rod Barry Trades Alcohol For Hot Body

rod barry hot new picsIs this what we would ook like if we stopped our compulsive binge-drinking? The studly ex-marine porn star Rod Barry is six months sober and hotter than ever. Picture update below.

IML Founder Chuck Renslow Responds

iml bans barebackThe Sword spoke with Chuck Renslow — co-founder of International Mr. Leather and leather doyenne of Chicago gay society — for the full spiel on IML’s just-announced ban on bareback companies. Below, Chuck’s thoughts on censorship, bareback sex parties and the Constitution.

Oprah Staffers Gone Wild on Porn Cruise

Oprah Porn CruiseOprah Winfrey paid for 2,000 of her staffers to fly to Spain and take a 10-day Mediterranean cruise which allegedly devolved into a complete drunken orgy.

One Half of the Gay Porn Bandit Twins Sentenced to Jail

Goffney Twins get sentenced to prisonTaleon Goffney was sentenced yesterday to 3 to 8 years in prison for the roof-top burglaries he committed soon after making several jerk-off pornos with his twin brother. As part a plea agreement, Taleon agreed to testify against his brother and implicate him as an accomplice to the crimes.

Pornstache Fever: ‘That ’70s Gay Porn Movie’ Trailer

Randy Blue's That 70s Gay Porn MovieThis film mashes the mustache daddies and shaggy-haired hippy fags of yester-decade with the coiffed, trimmed and protein-powdered amateur hunks that have taken over since then. Is it just us, or does Leo Giamani look even hotter with a bush below his nose?

Woman Crashes Car Into Antonio Biaggi’s House

Antonio Biaggi Blogs About Gay MenThere are many advantages to having an 11-inch dick, but there are disadvantages too. For example, very few people are capable of deep-throating you, and also you attract all sorts of unwanted attention from people like freak bitches who mistake your house for a parking space.

IML Tells Bareback Companies to Fuck Off

iml bans barebackIn a surprising move that the bareback porn star and producer Owen Hawk calls “complete idiocy,” International Mr. Leather announced today an outright ban on bareback porn vendors and merchandisers from participating in its popular annual Leather Market.

On Set With Titan, A Chain Gang Is Born (NSFW)

titan gay porn behind the scenesThis video, which will make you want to masturbate vigorously, shows the delicate stage direction and erection maintenance that goes into the construction of a muscley threesome.

Soft-Core Fart Porn on ‘The Real World’

hot gay real world videoWe’d rather watch an animal die than sit through an episode of ‘The Real World,’ but we do enjoy watching this season’s ripped resident, CJ, take off his pants to fart and discuss his love of “water sports.” Someone call Michael Lucas.

David Beckham Shows Off His His Camel Toe

david beckham speedo shirtlessFrom this inverted crab angle, the only thing separating David Beckham’s furry grundle from view is a thin layer of blue Armani nylon speedo. If anyone can work the coy taint look, it’s Beckham.

EXCLUSIVE: Damien & Francesco’s Wedding Video (Kind Of)

Damien Crosse and Francesco D'Macho Wedding videoWe’ve seen the power couple take anonymous straight loads in their mouths, drink piss and get fucked at gun-point, but the most shocking video we’ve seen from Damien Crosse and Francesco D’Macho is this trailer for a video about love and marriage.

LISTEN UP, FAGGOT!: DJ Earworm’s Annie Lennox Mashup

Annie Lennox Earworm MashupThere once was a lady named Annie who fell for the work of a DJ named Earworm, and she handed over all over her multi-track master recordings so that he could mash up her entire solo career in one track.

How To Fuck A High School Jock, Then Go To Jail

Anthony Stancl facebook pervertGQ has a new damning profile of Tony Stancl, an ugly, evil high school Senior who posed as a slutty girl on Facebook to extract naked pictures and videos of hot jocks at the school, then used his growing porn collection to blackmail his class-mates into having sex with him.

Behind the Scenes With Ricky Sinz and Margaret Cho

margaret cho and ricky sinz photo shootAt the GayVNs, Margaret Cho sang a song about Ricky Sinz’s giggle-stick (that’s what he calls it), and now there’s on-set video from the duo’s photo-shoots for the latest Unzipped cover. Ricky’s looking good, even if his shoulders are starting to get wider than he is tall.

We Want to Put This Dancing Underwear Boy In Our Mouth

michael stipe gay threesomeBoy Culture dug up this Acne Undwerwear ad featuring a young British twunk named Freddie Stroma, who will join the cast of the next Harry Potter movie. The compelling video below does not have sound, so you’ll be able to hear your balls crying.

Randy Blue Go-Go Boys Fluff and Get Buff

randy blue backstageBefore going on-stage at a Seattle club, four lithe Randy Blue muscle studs primp and prime back-stage. Watch Christian Sharp mistake a bar-stool for a dumbbell while Reese Rideout wonders why his penis is purple.

Michael Stipe Documents His Morning Threesome

michael stipe gay threesomeBetween 9:23 and 10:07 a.m. on the morning of July 4th, three men in various states of coitus and undress uploaded iPhone portraits of themselves in a bathroom somewhere. One of these horndogs was R.E.M. frontman Michael Stipe.

Zack Randall’s New Ex-Boyfriend Wants Privacy, Press

Zack Randall break-upAs our friends at Unzipped aptly put it: “Derek Rivero doesn’t want to make a big deal about breaking up with Zack Randall, so please watch this video that Derek Rivero made about breaking up with Zack Randall.”

Tim & Roma, Shameless At Pride

tim and roma at san francisco prideSister Roma and a one-eyed Scott Tanner trudge through the naked skank slush of a porn-star-studded San Francisco Pride in this latest edition of your favorite gay talk show.

Jessie Jordan, Twink Porn Star Contortionist

TitanMan Marco Blaze GalleryA trained contortionist named Jessie Jordan has been making the gay porn rounds lately, and we’re torn — not only because we just ruptured our anal lining after trying one of his moves, but also because we can’t decide whether or not his circus freak antics turn us on.

Swimmers in Underwear Remind Us Of Swimmers in Speedos

guide to manboobsFrance’s Têtu Magazine went backstage at a Dolce & Gabanna underwear photo-shoot featuring Italian swimmers. To off-set the video’s hotness, the magazine picked the worst background music we’ve ever heard.

‘Details’ Fags Out Over Man Boobs

guide to manboobsDetails is like a closeted fratboy whose every “right on, bro!” is fraught with unspeakable desire. The magazine’s latest effort to bury its dicklust under a pile of semi-humor has resulted in a guide to celebrity manboob taxonomy. Find out the difference between a “chest gout” and a “freak teat” below.

Fetish of the Week: Piggy-Back Ride Play

piggy back ride fetishFor gay sex, there are tops and bottoms. For adult babies, mommies and infants. For fat fetishists, feeders and eaters. And for a pasty 45-year-old German shoulder riding fetishist, there are carriers and there are riders.

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