Porn Star Savanna Samson Wishes She Could Do More B-Roll
In what’s essentially a snoozeflash to anyone familiar with the adult industry, The New York Times today took note of a disturbing trend in porn: fewer and fewer films with plots!
July 2009
Did The Former Queerty Blogger Suck Perez Hilton’s Dick?
Japhy Grant has been publicly lampooning his ex-friend, Perez Hilton, for years. So Perez is retaliating the only way he knows how, by claiming that the former Queerty blogger sucked his dick. (Ew.)
Please Enjoy the Bitcherrific Banter of Hunter & Jessica
They’re BFFs and they live in L.A., so naturally they call each other things like Jizzbucket and Lindsay Blohan and Pencil-cock and Full-blown AIDS.
‘NY Mag’ Profiles a Gay Commodities Trader Who Keeps Fucking His Friends And Falling Asleep While Masturbating
This rather genius sex diary reminds us of ourselves. Except for the part where the single Manhattanite’s gross married boss responds to one of his Craigslist profiles as “Piggish Power Bottom.” That’s never happened to us.
Scott Herman From ‘The Real World’ Makes Us Masturbate, Feel Bad About Ourselves
The impossibly-bodied Scott Herman is parlaying his Real World fame into a career of bulge exhibitionism, and we are as grateful as we are jealous.
Blackface Drag Queen Shirley Q. Liquor Makes Rare California Appearance
The controversial blackfaced drag queen known as Shirley Q. Liquor recently made an appearance at The Russian River Resort in Guerneville, California.
In New Interview, Perez Says He’s Really More of a Racist Than a Homophobe
Perez Hilton, who Gawker points out was “never the intellectual high jumper,” gave an interview to The Advocate in which he dug himself still deeper into the puddle of PR stupidity in which he usually splashes around.
Wolf Hudson Scores Ticket to Michael Jackson Memorial
The ‘King of Kink’ will pay his respects to the King of Pop tomorrow at the public memorial service in Los Angeles on Tuesday night.
On the Set: Titan’s ‘Bad Conduct’ (NSFW)
We totally love this behind-the-scenes clip from TitanMen, shot on the set of their new release Bad Conduct.
Gay Pornographic Roman Coin Sells for $13,500
A rare Roman coin featuring hardcore man sex recently sold in an online auction for $13,500.
Mason Wyler & Diesel Washington Need New Friends
Like his compadre in porn Mason Wyler, Diesel Washington has been lonely lately, and makes a plea on his blog for new pals.
Teacher Gives Fifth Graders a Video of Her Masturbating
A fifth grade teacher gave her students an end-of-the-year DVD full of memories from that school year. It also included close-up footage of her clitoris, vulva and vaginal hood. Oops.
Hot Nude Surfer on New ‘Big Brother’
Yet another reality whore has proven to have been a whore before, and the new season of Big Brother hasn’t even begun!
The Ginger Prince and Other Awkward Celebrity Boners
Welcome back from the long weekend, friends. To kick things off today we bring you a quick selection of awkward celebrity boners, c/o AwkwardBoners.com.
Hot Gay Porn Bloggers List Announced, And Guess Who’s Not On It!
Our invitation to Queer Me Now’s hot blogger list must have gotten lost in the mail. Our sero-partner Jack from Gay Porn Blog is on there…
Personally, We Prefer A-Holes
No one watches ads anymore — except on the internet. So, yet another fast food chain is stepping up to the plate with some tongue-in-cheek commercials for a new breakfast treat.
Slutty Porn Star Brothers Tag-Team Sister Roma
When two brothers at San Francisco pride tell Sister Roma that they want to have a threesome with someone, as long as they don’t touch each other, she asks them to demonstrate by making a filthy nun sex sandwich.
The Sword’s Gay-Ass July 4th Mixtape, Vol. 2
It’s a holiday weekend, so alas, we at Sword HQ will not be here to help you through your Friday — should you happen to be one of those unfortunate souls trapped behind a computer.
Photographer Finds the Faces Behind the Craigslist Ads
A photographer named Mark Andrew contacted people behind Craigslist postings and photographed them in their homes. Below, a roundup of all the gay ones, as well as a hot bi couple and a midget-chaser.
Study: HPV Vaccine Good for Boys Too
A new clinical trial of Gardasil at the University of California, San Francisco suggests that the vaccine is likely to be almost as effective in preventing infection in men as in women.
Francois Sagat Dancing Cuntily at Montreal Pride
We haven’t heard from Francois in a while, but here he is dancing at Montreal Pride last weekend wearing one of Slick It Up’s Shredder Suits.
Lucas’ ‘Men of Israel’ Discuss Fucking, Cumming
O how we love the brazenness of this post-shoot dinner video by Michael Lucas, shot in Jerusalem following a day of on-set fucking by the cast of Men of Israel.
Butters’ “What What In the Butt” Remix
Just when we think to ourselves that South Park has to have run out of ways to possibly amuse us, we come across bits of YouTubery like this one.
Drag Dodgeball at Gay Pride Virginia
For the concept alone, we post this video.
Say It Isn’t So!: Vicodin and Percocet to Be Banned?
In a huge blow to pain pill fans, federal advisory panel has issued a recommendation to the FDA that they ban all drugs that combine a narcotic with acetometophin, including Vicodin and Percocet.
Separated at Girth: Chris Evans & Randy Blue’s Chris Bines
One of them has stopped taking off his shirt because his publicist fears for his career. The other one has no publicist, and therefore makes a career of fingering himself on Randy Blue’s crusty bed.
Gwen Wants To Wipe Out (Hetero) Mankind With Her HIV
Have you heard of the Minisode Network on YouTube? Neither had we. But today we find this little vintage marvel from a Ricki Lake episode called “I Got an STD From Sleeping Around and I’m Not Afraid to Spread It.”
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” To Be Enforced in Less Draconian Way?
In a rare moment of earnest exasperation, we at The Sword bring you this news of a weird compromised-sounding stance on DADT by the Obama Administration.
Sean Cody Diversifies With ‘Gold-Star Gay’ Model
Sean Cody is branching out with a new model who willfuly admits that he has no interest in vaginal discharge.
Roundup of Regular Weekend Events for SF, NY & LA
From here on out, please find our weekly roundup of selected (and generally awesome) events and parties in SF, NY and LA here.
Houston Wins, San Francisco Loses in New Trojan Sex Survey
In a new survey conducted by a firm called Strategy One on behalf of Trojan condoms, Houston ranks as the city with both the horniest and most sexually satisfied people — either that or Houstononians are all big liars!
Jeff Stryker Included in National Portrait Gallery Exhibition in England
Gay celebrities and sports figures were asked by the National Portrait Gallery in England each to choose six of their heroes, not specifying whether they be gay or straight, unknown or famous, porn models or non-porn models.