December 2011

He’s Still Got It!

Brent Corrigan, dancing at the horribly named bar, “Georgie’s Alibi” in Florida last week. It’s seven minutes long (seven minutes in heaven!) so skip to 6:30 if you just want to hear him speak/rile up the crowd/hawk his Fleshjacks. Such a little entertainer!

Really?

You’re gonna let me lose to Manhunt Daily? Seriously? By 32 votes? And why am I only at 130 votes? Surely there are more than 130 people who read The Sword? Unless of course not everyone who reads The Sword actually likes The Sword enough to vote for it? Uh oh… The Sword is trailing in Queer Me Now’s poll …

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2011: The Year Of Ethan

Sean Cody’s Ethan is (obviously) The Sword’s gay porn star of the year. I’m assuming Ethan doesn’t read blogs (or all the emails I’ve sent to Sean Cody asking to talk to him!!!!!!), but if he does: Ethan, this is my tribute to you.

I Receive An Email

From the affiliate manager of CodyCummings.com. It’s a newsletter/email blast about that Cody Cummings dry humping scene, which was released today: Cody Cummings is finally satisfying his deepest carnal desire. He’s yearned for this intense passion for too long and can no longer resist the ultimate temptation. Brandon Lewis is joining Cody as he succumbs to the flames of burning …

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Marc Dylan

Tired of him yet? –Marc Dylan Bottoms For Cliff Jensen, Tyler Saint & Cole Streets. –A Message From MARC DYLAN To Queer Me Now Readers. –Meet Your Favorite Gay Porn Stars of 2011: Marc Dylan… –Four scenes of Marc Dylan this week. –MARC DYLAN Is Queer Me Now’s Favorite Gay Porn Star of 2011. —Valentin Petrov fucks Marc Dylan in …

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One Of Those Fratmen Twins Is Doing Oral Scenes Now

Not quite as exciting as, say, Cody Cummings dry humping Brandon Lewis, but one of those straight Fratmen twins I wrote about a couple of months ago, “Ajay,” is now putting big dicks in his mouth (sadly, not his twin brother’s), and here is a preview:

Watch It With The Sound Off: “Dickmatized”

From Jonny McGovern (who I see has put on some weight since “Soccer Practice“!). I recognize the model at 1:07, but it’s driving me crazy because I don’t know where I’ve seen him before. Help?  

Naughty Or Nice: What Do Your Favorite Gay Porn Personalities Want For Christmas?

The Sword’s “Christmas List Round-Up” exxxtravaganza continues below with Part 2 (click here for Part 1), and this installment contains a dicey mix of notable names who work both in front of and behind the camera. Finally, here’s your chance to find out what Male Madame David Forest’s #1 wish is (other than endless promotion for Zeb Atlas).

Ann Coulter On A-List: Dallas

Finally, a reason to watch this mess. Clip: Tags: Gay Video & Lesbian Movies, Logo: Fierce TV Ann Coulter has always been entertaining to me. She’s repulsively androgynous (both in her physical appearance and her vocal delivery, which makes her a sort of circus freak show you can’t take your eyes off of), entirely too self-important and arrogant (has she …

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Huffington Post Gay Voices Comes Out In Support Of Murdering Gay People

Writing for the increasingly repulsive, always miserable, and embarrassingly cheap Huffington Post Gay Voices, failed logic poster child Jim Downs (left) says that Hillary Clinton’s historic speech about gay rights this week—in which she, among other things, told the world that killing gay people is wrong—will actually “hurt” gay people. How dare she suggest such a thing?

“I’m Here At A Gay Guy’s Party…”

  Juanita Bartlett from Sordid Lives does her very own “It Gets Better” video. (Uploaded over a year ago but someone just sent it to me and I couldn’t not post it.)

Ho Ho Ho: What To Get Your Favorite Porn Star For Christmas

Do you celebrate the Christian holiday honoring the birth of our lord and savior Bel Ami’s Mick Lovell Jesus Christ, “Christmas”? You do? Gross. Well, you can’t very well buy Jesus a present (He’s dead), but you can buy something for your favorite gay porn star! It’s what Jesus would want.

Rick Perry Goes Gay

  All of Perry’s big Christian donor$—the ones who helped catapult him to front runner status for like two weeks last summer—are finally getting what they paid for, but only after their candidate has plummeted in every state and national poll. Also, as of this evening, the clip has over 111,000 “dislikes” on Perry’s YouTube channel :-((( Be sure to …

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Conner Habib Writes For The The Advocate

About suspended teacher Kevin Hogan. (I guess Michael Lucas wasn’t available? Maybe if Kevin Hogan had been Muslim.) The problem is that whenever pornography is debated publicly, statements of self-evident truth gather like clouds and obscure reason. And in the case of Kevin Hogan, who was recently suspended from his teaching job at Massachusetts’s Mystic Valley Regional Charter School for …

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If You Want To Know What To Get Me For Christmas…

…here it is! It’s Slick It Up’s new “Killian Suit,” which was designed as a special request from Adam Killian himself. Don’t you think I would look sexy/horrifying in it? How would you look in one? Who, other than Adam Killian, should legally be allowed to wear something like this? Buy me one? Enlarged photos:

Straight College Men’s “Taylor” vs. Austin Zane’s “Mason”: When Was He Hotter?

I’ve already declared him the “hottest person in the entire world,” so obviously the only answer to this question is “both, duh.” Today I would like to also declare that I would officially kill myself if I could spend just 10 seconds alone with Mason/Taylor in that bathtub or on that bed (I would probably kill myself anyways after blogging …

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“Dream Cub Husband Julian Shaw”

Oh brother: The 25-year-old actor from Sydney who plays the “dream cub husband” has made the world swoon over with one smile. […] Multi-talented. Activist. Rugby fan. Ok, now are you ready to see some more photos of this hunky fox? Julian was even generous enough to send Queerty a shirtless shot! The actor who starred in that powerful gay marriage …

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Home Alone?

“Jonah Mowry Is The Most Popular Bullied Gay Teen On The Internet” “Jonah Mowry Is Not Enjoying Middle School” “Jonah Mowry, Bullied Gay Teen, Reveals Fear, Suicide Attempts In Brave Clip” “Bullied Teen Shares Story of Pain and Perseverance in Online Video” “Gay Teen Jonah Mowry Says Bullying Made Him Stronger” “Open Letter to Jonah: You Have Thousands of Friends …

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Angel Rock Now A “College Dude”

He used to be “exclusive” for another studio, but not anymore! And thank goodness, because Angel Rock looks better than he’s ever looked before in his first scene with CollegeDudes.com.

Separated At Birth/Who Would You Rather?

I couldn’t decide whether to label this a “separated at birth” or a “who would you rather” post, so consider this a little bit of both. But, I’m WARNING you, the photo below may be NSFL for a lot of you. Keep going at your own risk…

Caption This?

Help me with a caption, you guys? And, if you want to know what’s making Parker Perry’s eyes roll back in his head…uhhh…

Brody Wilder’s Face…

…looks perfect next to Austin Wilde’s dick. If only they could be posed like this together forever! If there were a surgery where you could attach a penis to a face, this would be the first penisface that I would like to see.

So Conner Habib Has Sex With His Father In This New Joe Gage Movie

Incest is always a fun way to market something. Just look at the Peters Twins, those twins that fucked Brent Everett, the Visconti triplets, and of course the infamous, cannot unsee “father and son jerk off” from SCM.com. All those guys were related, in real life, so everyone was “shocked” to see them having sex with each other. Today, Joe …

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I’m Offended

An advertisement in Los Angeles is getting a lot of free advertising. So, everybody wins. It’s “wildly controversial”! If you say so. You know what’s offensive? People pretending to have a debate over “controversial” images like this for the sake of television ratings and page views kids. If you really cared about kids (because it’s always about “the children”), you …

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