For being forced to work in a hostile work environment, Jed and Wyatt Lorenzen were awarded $1,000 each. Just think. That’s enough to buy, for example, one-third of a really shitty car! Manuel Mesta and Michael Gelzhiser, the two old restaurant owners who drove the wounded twin waiters to litagation, were not indicted on awful pick-up lines, but they should have been.
Wyatt Lorenzen testified that when he dressed up as a naughty Girl Scout for a Halloween part at the restaurant several years ago, Mesta felt him up and told him that he looked “like a schoolgirl who was deserving and asking to be raped.” (We hear you, Mesta. What schoolgirl isn’t deserving and asking to be raped?) The other twin testified that the other owner once told him that he had jerked off to a picture of the twins. He would also ask which of the twins had a “hotter” ass.
Despite the paltry settlement, the twins’ lawyers considers the verdict a success. “It’s harder to prove sexual harassment with men, “she explains, “because, unlike women, they don’t break down and cry on the stand.”
Gay Twins Win Sexual Harrassment Lawsuit (Pink News)
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