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Broadway Cares’ recent “Broadway Bares: Strip-opoly” raised over $1 million to fight AIDS by featuring nude men. As it happens, Broadway Cares is ashamed of nude men.

To promote her latest feature, Chi Chi is channeling Brenda Dickson. Great way to advertise porn, or the greatest way to advertise porn?

I swear I didn’t plan it this way, but today’s blogging has a theme, and that theme is guys named Zach. This Zach is my favorite though, first because he spells his name right and second have you seen his ass?

In this 2009 video, the blogger who just won a scholarship by showing you his big dick talks about how to generate big traffic on the Internet. Obviously, he would know!

Why has the beloved fan favorite become such a webcam-using, beard-growing shut-in?

Letters From A Porn Star Inmate continues, where you’ll learn more about this performer’s dangerous lifestyle and the boyfriend who tried to help him, and what happened in the moments leading up to his arrest.

Can you tell who it is just from the abs?

Why enroll in college just to ogle frat guys like Shay when you can jerk off to him here, right?

The Sword has exclusively obtained a series of letters from a recently incarcerated porn star, excerpts of which will appear here in the coming days. Below, read the first installment and try to guess which well-known gay porn star is in federal custody!

Catholic priest Kevin Gray is facing 20 years in prison for stealing $1.3 million from his church and spending it on male escorts. Are you one of them? If so, The Sword would love to hear from you!

The editor of “TheNewGay.net” just won a scholarship to “NetrootsNation” by showing his cock to the world. I don’t know what “TheNewGay.net” or “NetrootsNation” is, but I know a good cock shot, so here it is.

Who do you hate more? PhatGayKid “Johnny” in this video, or me for posting it?

The details are still sketchy, but The Sword can confirm that Mason Wyler has been let go from the eponymously named MasonWyler.com and is no longer filming scenes for its parent company, Next Door Entertainment. UPDATE: I’ve just spoken with Mason.

A morning talk show that you don’t watch is having a “wedding contest,” for people who want to get married in New York, where being gay is illegal! GLAAD is freaking out, as usual.

In case you missed it, here’s a shot of Chris Porter about to tackle a very big task.

The only thing I hate more than Katy Perry’s “music” are YouTube parody videos of pop songs. So, here’s a YouTube parody video of Katy Perry’s “California Girls” (I refuse to spell ‘girls’ as ‘gurls’), featuring porn star Cameron Adams. I don’t hate him.

Most of you didn’t like Chip Tanner’s last video, but come on, give this one a chance. It’s funny! Also, he has sex in this one, with himself.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know that this week is the annual Furry Convention, in Pittsburgh! What, you forgot? Worse yet, you’re not even there? Look at this fun furry rave you missed!

In just over a year, the big-dicked, big-muscled porn star has become an even bigger-dicked, bigger-muscled porn star. If this is what going to the gym does to your body, maybe I should start going?

The controversial ginger power bottom shocked the industry when he threw a cherry tomato at talent manager Fabscout Howard during a Grabby’s lunch in Chicago, but Riley Price’s latest stunt is perhaps taking things too far: He’s not the bottom in a new Randy Blue scene.

At the Twin Cities Pride in Minnesota, Log Cabin Republicans passed out condoms promoting offshore drilling, calling it a “great way to be in the spirit of pride.” What a great way to be assholes.

And by “boyfriend” I mean the most beautiful guy in the world who doesn’t even know I’m alive :(

Celebrity Couples news, you guys! Just kidding. Brent Corrigan and Jennifer Love Hewitt aren’t a couple. Actually, Brent Corrigan and Jennifer Love Hewitt are partners in a new vajazzling business!

I think this is what they call “pushing the envelope.”

It’s been seven years since A&F released one of their quarterly catalogs. These were so controversial, in the past! Will all the naked men (and women) still offend you?

If you buy 50 and staple them all together, it’s just like having the magazine back.

Porn stars..they’re just like us! They have moms.

James St. James goes to clubs every single night, plays with boys’ asses, interviews people, drinks like a fish, and he’s literally 100 years old. How does he do it? Is he a wizard? I’m jealous.

Next to the printing press and maybe the Booty Pop, The iPhone is the greatest invention of all time. Did you know they have made 4 different kinds of The iPhone? It’s true. And in honor of Gay Pride, The Sword is giving all 4 of them away, for free.

The porn star and the singer have been flirting on Twitter, but has their mutual adoration extended beyond the 140-character sexting website into real life? Let’s cull through their tweets and find out, you guys!

Cody Kyler, the first white model signed to an exclusive contract with Flava Works, is saying goodbye to the ethnic studio and starting a new career. Why is Cody Kyler so racist?

Welcome to The Sword: Your new home for Disney songs that have been dubbed into absolutely filthy cougar sex anthems. Please enjoy the music.

Even if you’re not going to be in West Hollywood on Wednesday, June 23rd, wouldn’t you like to know what some of the biggest porn stars in the whole entire world are going to be doing there, in the gay bars?

I’m gonna tread lightly on this one you guys, because a) Jeremy Bilding’s a nice person, and b) who am I to judge someone for drinking too much?

Do you think they’ve fucked?

Let’s see…uhhh…anything “funny” I need to type about this video? No. Blogging is so easy, thanks to ascot-wearing ex-gays with lisps!

As famous for being pretty as he is for retiring and un-retiring from porn, Malachi Marx appeared at ‘Cocktails With The Stars’ in WeHo last week, but it was a certain tranny who stole the show (and Malachi’s underwear).

What happens when Randy Blue’s most prolific models/YouTube sensations finally join forces in a video? Lots of muscles and overacting, of course. Also, God is a big fag.

Sean Cody has been criticized for not using enough ethnic models, but a former model for the online amateur site would like you to know that they’re not just racist, they’re homophobic, too!