The diseased vandal smeared his blood all over the walls and furniture, tore down pictures from the walls and shattered mirrors after entering the church via glass window. Shocked members of the church congregation began cleaning up the next morning before the police told them that the man was HIV positive. For the time-being, the church interior has been declared a bio-hazard.
The man’s brother had killed himself on the church property 29 years ago, so church members are urging forgiveness. Jesus Christ, who is into blood play as well, has also reportedly forgiven the vandal.
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