There’s a lot going on here. The jewelry, the tattoos, the dick, the baby face, the tattoos, the facial hair, the tattoos, the fauxhawk that would get him kicked off a Hot House set, the tattoos…
And again, the tattoos. If you already hate tattoos, please don’t tell me that he’d look better without tattoos. I could have told you that you were going to tell me that. I’m interested in hearing from people who like tattoos, or at the very least aren’t normally bothered by tattoos. Are you bothered now? Because I am. Life is killing me? The children’s coloring book otherwise known as your right arm is killing me.
And yet, at the same time, I’m very willing to forgive all the doodling on this man’s body because everything else about him is basically perfect. His name, as if it matters, is Cory Everlast, and I’m in love with him, maybe. Are you?