May 2012

Where In The World Is That Bitchy Twink Max Ryder?

In CockyBoys news that actually doesn’t have to do with a porn star retiring and/or un-retiring, the studio just sent me a press release with the headline “Where In The World Is CockyBoys New Exclusive Max Ryder?”

Mason Star Still Cute, Still Dating Will Wikle

He’s on an indefinite break from gay porn, but life goes on for Mason Star, as seen above in photos from boyfriend Will Wikle (center, who now looks more like a porn star than Mason does).  

Stop.

STOP.

How Long Until Phenix Saint Un-retires?

I already told you last month that gay porn star Phenix Saint is officially retiring, but let’s drag this out a little bit more, shall we?

Here’s Dante Ferraro Bottoming For Chris Rockway

The rumor I started here the other day was actually true! (There’s a first time for everything.) It’s Friday, and that means Randy Blue’s Dante Ferraro is getting fucked. And he’s bottoming for Chris Rockway, who has been a Randy Blue model longer than Dante Ferraro has been alive.

Exclusive: Mitt Romney Endorses Hardcore Gay Porn

Leave it to old Willard “Mitt” Romney to upstage our President! On the same day that Barack Obama declared his support for gay marriage, the presumptive Republican nominee for President of the United States has gone one step further and declared his support for gay porn.

Dante Ferraro To Bottom On Randy Blue This Friday?

His dick may or may not have gotten caught in Willam Belli’s wig, but according to a rumor that I’m starting right here, it looks like Dante Ferraro’s ass will be getting fucked “for the first time” this Friday on Randy Blue.

Marc Jacobs Wore A Sheer Lace Dress To The Met Gala Last Night

Marc Jacobs wore a sheer lace dress to the Met Gala last night, and in some worlds this is called “fashion,” but in “the real world” this is just called “retarded.” Not that there’s anything wrong with getting attention for being retarded, and Marc looks good! He must be getting more comfortable with his body since he started dating gay …

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John Travolta’s Gay Handjob Masseur Lawsuit: Hamburgers, Chocolate Cake, An 8-Inch Penis, And Unkempt Pubes

Everyone knows that John Travolta is a homosexual who has been living in the closet his entire adult life, but I didn’t know how much of a homosexual slob he was (allegedly) until I read the lawsuit filed against him today, which claims that Travolta leaves chocolate cake wrappers on the floor of his Lexus and walks around naked with …

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Who Is Angela?

Bassett? Davis? Merkel? Lansbury? Which Angela did this gay porn twink have in mind when he got his arm tattooed? Was he thinking about her when he was sucking on Austin Wilde’s cock? Are you thinking about Angela while you’re watching this gay porn twink suck on Austin Wilde’s cock?

That Racist Porn Star Has A New Scene Out Today

Last week, unknown gay porn star Tony Douglas told the world that he had no “sexual interest in black people” and called one of his fans a “black motherfucker,” so why not release one of his new scenes today while people still sort of know who he is, right?

“Family Launches Online Memorial For Late Sean Cody Model”

“On March 25, Matthew Bremer—better known as Sean Cody model “Sean”—passed way [sic] due to causes that haven’t been made public. But the death of this likeable, handsome and well-rounded 22-year-old stunned fans and SC insiders.” Queerty, on the memorial site set up for Corbin Fisher’s Sean.

Oh, Remember The Black Spark?

It’s been almost a year, but of course you do. Put away your misgivings about the shady past with the multiple identities and the nutty manager and the failed world tour and just enjoy this new Black Spark clip for the excellent display of ass eating.

I Want To Enter Into A Closed Polyamorous Three-Way Relationship

After watching the below video (via) about the polyamorous yet closed three-way relationship between Mark, Franco, and Vinny, I finally know what my next big life change needs to be. I need to enter into a closed polyamorous three-way relationship with two other men.

Guess The Gay Porn Star’s Spit

When I first saw the promo shots for the new episode of NakedSword’s Stalker, I accused our art department of Photoshopping in the thick streams of bubbly spit you see on the left dripping from Christian Wilde’s cock. (After all, Photoshop is the most powerful and influential person in gay porn.) But, I was wrong. This gay porn star’s spit …

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Drag Race Contestant Enlists Randy Blue Porn Star For “Schlong” Video

Willam Belli didn’t win the RuPaul drag queen game show, but it’s never about the winners on these shows. It’s about the runners-up, who are usually more talented. And nothing says talent like a parody of Selena Gomez’s “Love You Like A Love Song,” entitled “Love You Like A Big Schlong.” Can you tell which Randy Blue model Willam got …

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