October 2012

Gay Porn Legend Cody Cummings Looks Positively Dashing In A Tuxedo

Limits are being tested, pushed, and stretched once again as Cody Cummings dares to jerk off while wearing a rented tuxedo. And, we are treated to not one, not two, not three, but FOUR of Cody’s infamous hand licking gestures. Can you spot them all? Warning: Extremely graphic video below.

Separated At Birth: He’s The Sheriff?

On the left: John Magnum as “The Sheriff” in the gay porn parody Batman and Robin XXX. On the right: Suzanne Somers in NBC’s late 1980’s sitcom She’s The Sheriff.

The Sword Formally Endorses Former Gay Porn Bodybuilder Andre Barnett As President Of The United States

Andre Barnett is a former fitness model and semi-nude bodybuilder porn star who made videos for gay porn site MuscleGallery.com. Andre Barnett is also running for president of the United States as a Reform Party candidate with fiscally conservative solutions, and The Sword is proud to endorse him because his body is insane. But is America ready to elect its …

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Even More Hustlaball NYC: Austin Wilde, Live DP Show, Cody Allen Sexting

Trenton Ducati and Sebastian Young double penetrate Tate Ryder live on stage, Sister Roma took Sebastian Young’s dick out of her mouth long enough to greet Austin Wilde, who later met up with some sort of God in overalls and, I swear this is not a duplicate pic, Cody Allen is still texting someone while sitting around with a boner.

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HUSTLABALL NYC: On the left, newcomer Cody Allen getting his dick sucked while he texts (or maybe he’s live-tweeting his blowjob?). On the right, Chi Chi LaRue and Barack Obama. Captions for one or the other, or both? [images via]

Bel Ami’s “Scandal In The Vatican” Turned Out To Be Less Of A Scandal And More Of A Bareback Twink Orgy

Here is the final scene from Bel Ami’s “Scandal in the Vatican,” which you’ll remember was supposed to include footage of the Pope, but it was unfortunately left on the cutting room floor due to legal reasons (maybe hold out for Bel Ami to include it on a collector’s DVD after the old Nazi finally dies?). To make it up …

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The Swordies Most Boring Hot Gay Porn of 2012: Lance Alexander and Bradley Hudson In “Doctor Knows Best”

It’s so boring, you can’t watch it. And yet, it’s sort of hot, so you keep waiting to see if something will happen. The set is boring, the guys are boring, the dialog is boring. Boring boring boring. Still, the guys are hot, and maybe when they get naked and move past the “plot,” things will get hotter? No, not …

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“I was recently asked to test drive some FleshJack toys for Cybersocket…”

“…in honor of my becoming Fleshjack’s newest BelAmi exclusive model to have several toys molded in my likeness. Being a porn star is tough work, I know!  But let’s get right down to it…” That’s Mick Lovell, or someone pretending to be Mick Lovell, writing a guest column in, oh God, Cybersocket!

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Chris Crocker’s Maverick Men bareback porn debut went live today, and here’s his ass about to get plowed. Go watch it, if you dare. But first: Thoughts on the above photo?  

Tommy Defendi Fucks Andrew Jakk On A Bed

Do you need more Tommy Defendi in your life? I do. And if you’ve ever wanted to wake up with Tommy Defendi’s dick in your mouth, this new Falcon scene is for you.

I Took A Gay Party Bus To TigerHeat

I love meeting tons of interesting new people all at once, going out to 18-and-over nightclubs and getting blackout drunk, and riding around in big buses with neon strobe lights, stripper poles, and Britney Spears songs. Therefore, Boy Party Bus is the gay party bus for me. There’s no better way to get from point A to point gay. (Also, …

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When Were They Hotter: Trenton Ducati & Tate Ryder On September 24th Vs. Trenton Ducati & Tate Ryder On October 1st

Hot House has filmed 8,891,309 scenes with real life boyfriends Trenton Ducati and Tate Ryder, and I can’t blame them because Trenton Ducati and Tate Ryder are hot. If I were running Hot House, I would have filmed 8,891,310 scenes with Trenton Ducati and Tate Ryder. That being said, did Hot House mean to release two Trenton/Tate updates to their …

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I Just Tested Positive For HIV in Hillcrest, But At Least I Got This Buy 1 Get 1 Free Coupon For A Delicious Babycakes Cupcake!

Hey guys. After already testing positive for HIV twice at the Abbey in WeHo last month, I still wasn’t quite convinced that I really did have it. Even though I won $83 in the Cash Grab Machine and even though I was entered to win that brand new Fiat, being told that you have HIV two times really sucks, but …

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Gay Porn Mad Libs!!!

No matter what a gay porn studio tries to sell, you (the consumer) are the only one who really knows what you want. So, here’s your chance to very quickly and very easily write the gay porn that you want to see. Just fill in the blanks.

Well, Here It Is: The Maverick Men Fuck Chris Crocker And His Hot (Ex) Boyfriend

As first reported here last month, Chris Crocker’s official gay porn debut will be with the Maverick Men, and it’s coming this Thursday. Despite his past assertions that he was “strictly a top,” Crocker sticks his ass in the air and gets fucked–and it looks like it might be bareback? I can’t tell. Here’s the trailer.

Does Cocky Boys Model Bravo Delta Have Butt Cheek Implants?

Much has been (rightfully) made about Bravo Delta’s good looks, Bravo Delta’s cock, and the fact that this is Bravo Delta’s “first time” with another guy, but is anyone talking about his ass? I’m talking about his ass. I’m thinking about his ass. I’m blogging about his ass right now, because I can’t stop looking at his amazing ass. And …

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