Papi Kocic, Pol Prince

If Homer Simpson Directed Gay Porn…

We’ve seen big cocks stuffed up pizza boxes, popcorn tubs and tissue boxes, so why not doughnuts? (We’re surprised it took Men.com so long to finally combine penis and pastry in 2023!)

But I’m a little surprised it’s coming from the Euro-based wing of the studio, which tends to play it slightly less…extreme? annoying? silly?…than it’s North American counterpart. Sure, we’ve seen Papi Kocic and his big stake dressed up as Dracula, or as a cop doling out punishment with his big stick, or as a reveler celebrating New Year’s with a bang, but nothing that’s reached the most obnoxious encounters that Men.com has to offer. And there’s no chicks here, so that’s a big win.

Papi Kocic, Pol Prince Papi Kocic, Pol Prince

Papi Kocic, Pol Prince Papi Kocic, Pol Prince

One again, we get Papi in uniform—this time as a construction worker on a break with bud Pol Prince. Papi is tempted by the doughnuts, but he’s more tempted by Pol’s holes—so he cuts a hole in the box and shoves his schlong up one of the frosted confections (it looks like maybe chocolate chip?). Pol proceeds to suck Papi’s thick dick as it has a few of the different doughnuts dangling from it (which means no deep throating…boo!), and I’m guessing maybe a few of you have tried this in real life? (Cock and doughnuts both smell amazing, so why not?)

Papi Kocic, Pol Prince Papi Kocic, Pol Prince

Papi Kocic, Pol Prince Papi Kocic, Pol Prince

Papi takes a bite of the dough in between munching on Pol’s ass, then ditches the dessert to fuck him. The hottest shots come when the bottom rides the top in the back of the van (Pol has a nice plump cock himself), but I’m sensing a few wood issues with Papi here. The finale heads back to the sugary treats, as Papi adds his own special glaze on top before Pol takes another bite (I mean, it is called “Nut on the Doughnut,” so what else would you expect?).

Does food porn do anything for you?

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6 thoughts on “If Homer Simpson Directed Gay Porn…”

  1. I had a roommate that was always eating everyone’s food. My other roommate decided he’d had enough. He added extra glaze to a donut, but I guess the smell was off-putting. So he came in a pastry bag and added his cream to some eclairs, which the thief devoured. He also shaved ex-lax into chocolate ice cream and hid all the TP. Didn’t stop his crimes but we would laugh out of nowhere at the inside jokes. He got tired of feeling like we were laughing at him, guilty, and moved out 2 months later.

  2. Pol must really need the money, he’s vocally said how he hates to bottom in interviews. Plus you can see his face being uncomfortable.

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