He might be all smiles in the recent photos posted above, but could Perez Hilton’s diet of Lean Pockets and nothing else be putting him on the verge of death? The #1 celebrity blogger is clearly wasting away and a shell of his former larger-than-life self thanks to his dramatic weight loss (via Grilled Chicken Jalapeno Cheddar Lean Pockets), and many are now wondering if his new bikini body is even “worth it” considering the fact that his life may be in jeopardy. Is Perez Hilton dying?
Last December, the former morbidly obese provocateur made the below video to promote the delicious yet dangerously addictive snack food Lean Pockets, appearing disheveled, manic, and alarmingly gaunt. He can be heard slurring his words throughout the clip, and at one point is even seen holding a Lean Pockets box upside down, which many have interpreted as either a sign of increasing dementia or a desperate cry for help. #PrayforPerez?
A majority of nutritional experts agree that Perez Hilton will die if he continues losing weight through his Lean Pockets diet, but given that this “Live Famously” contest runs through the end of March, Perez Hilton and Lean Pockets are bound together for almost a whole month more.
Can Perez Hilton hold on until March 31st, or will he end up dying of Lean Pockets-related wasting?
What is your favorite Lean Pockets flavor?
Is Perez Hilton’s Lean Pockets meltdown just a stunt in an effort to “go viral,” or has he really lost his mind?
If The Sword were to endorse a microwaveable snack food, what would it be?
Will Perez Hilton ever return to his happier, healthier self?