We’ll go on the record as thinking that hyphenated last names are kind
of stupid and unsustainable (what’s the second generation supposed to
do if both their parents have hyphenated last names? Have four last
names?). And we’d like to advise the marriage-happy gays out there that if you want to assume the customs of the hetero-patriarchal majority, you may as well just go ahead and grab that apron, get on your knees with the scrub brush and take his name while you’re at it. It’ll just make life simpler for all of us.
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