We’ll go on the record as thinking that hyphenated last names are kind
of stupid and unsustainable (what’s the second generation supposed to
do if both their parents have hyphenated last names? Have four last
names?). And we’d like to advise the marriage-happy gays out there that if you want to assume the customs of the hetero-patriarchal majority, you may as well just go ahead and grab that apron, get on your knees with the scrub brush and take his name while you’re at it. It’ll just make life simpler for all of us.
Below: "The Long Stroke," the cable news spoof, the candid photos, your new favorite euphemism and the great Christian retreat.
Show me an anti-gay activist and I'll show you someone who likes to fuck male hookers. Unzipped has tracked down the rabid homophobe George Reker's hooker. Is it a coincidence that the muscle twink sort of looks like Jesus?
Here's a contender for Gay Hooker Murderer Coverboy of the Year. 16-year-old Daniel Kovarbasich is accused of stabbing a 55-year-old married man to death. Evidence will include a dented pickle jar and gay porn. Also 50 stab wounds.
Darren Chiacchia, an equestrian who won an Olympic bronze medal in Athens, failed to have the "I just tested positive for HIV" talk with his boyfriend, so his boyfriend went to the police.
Dogs are not man's best friend if that man is a drugfucked circuit party homowhore who lives in Australia.