10 Covers Later, Vanity Fair Finally Realizes Madonna Is a Desperate, Megalomaniacal Cult Leader
We’ve always wondered if meeting Madonna would be as surreal as we think it would be (or if her eyes would turn us to stone). Rich Cohen seems to be still alive-but just barely-after profiling the pop icon/ singer/ actress/ mother/ African baby buyer/ children’s author/ clothing designer/ eagle-spreader/ movie producer/ writer/ director/ human rights leader/ social activist/ New Yorker/ Angeleno/ Brit/ Michiganite/ Kabbalist/ Catholic/ Brunette and Blonde/ STAR for Vanity Fair.