March 2009

Anne Hathaway to Play Judy Garland

Judy Garland and Anne HathawayIt’s like gay day in gay town over here, but we’d be remiss if we didn’t mention that Anne Hathaway has been cast as Judy Garland in both the stage and screen adaptations of Gerald Clarke’s biography Get Happy: The Life of Judy Garland.

Diesel Washington Mistakes The Black Party For a Urinal

Diesel Washington at NYC's Black PartyHulky jackhammer Diesel Washington had just the loveliest time at the NYC’s famed Black Party. He peed on a bunch of people, rimmed half the gay porn roster and then returned to his hotel to rape a sub boy.

B-Roll: ‘Breakers’ (TitanMen)

BR-BreakersPB.jpg The release of Titan’s Blu-ray disc of Breakers was almost exactly a year ago, but in honor of its many GayVN nominations we figured we’d re-post this b-roll clip from the movie featuring Damien Crosse having full-body wetsuit sexytime on the beach with Jackson Wild.

Rupaul’s Drag Race: OMG THE FINALE!

Rupaul's Drag Race FinaleWe know. We’ve gushed. But here it is, the end to the first season of our favorite show all year–because yes, we are that gay.

SNOOZEFLASH: First Annual Sex Toy Award Show

O Awards to Honor the Sex Toy IndustryAs if the adult world–or the world at large–needed another damn awards show, the first annual ‘O’ Awards, honoring adult novelty goods makers, are slated for July 14th in Universal City, CA.

We Just Masturbated to A Hamburger Commercial

Sexy Gay Carls Junior CommercialUPDATE: Okay, so it’s fake. And we’re hungover. Sorry. Some marketing executives for Carl’s Junior recently convened to brainstorm a new strategy for reaching the gay demographic. The answer: show a dude slobbering on another dude’s crotch through his business pants.

The ‘Hookies’ Winners Will Fuck You For Money

3rd Annual Escort Awards (The Hookies) WinnersAt Friday night’s 3rd Annual Escort Awards, several industry darlings won big, a shaggy-haired supertwink was born, and the horsehung Barrett Long said, “Don’t touch me,” to presenter Jason Curious.

D.I.Y. Dollar Store Sex Toys

Dollar store sex toysThese are tough times for everyone — except the Jonas Brothers, and certain AIG executives — and so we at the Sword are always striving to find ways to cut costs while keeping your pervy sex lives alive and well.

Project Runway’s Kenley Jailed For Assault By Cat

Kenley Collins Cat AssaultKenley Collins is a bad combination: a chronic shit-talker who sobs and whines when someone talks shit about her. So we’re happy to report that the Project Runway finalist spent yesterday in jail after violently hurling a living cat at her sleeping ex-fiance.

Kevin Spacey Does Double Take for Penis Book

Kevin Spacey Stops for Penis Book Everyone’s favorite closeted celebrity, Kevin Spacey, was caught on camera staring longingly at Taschen’s Big Penis Book in the window of a London bookstore.

Adult Baby Group Plans Awful Summer Camping Trip

adult baby 2009 camping tripEvery so often we at Sword HQ like to look at how the other half lives–namely the pervy straight people who help fill this crazy world of ours and color the internet with their annoying fetishes.

Gay Porn Wrestler Makes Us Proud, Hard

Paul Donahoe, Gay Porn Star, Wrestling ChampionPaul Donahoe was kicked off his college wrestling team and forced to transfer after his school discovered his amateur jerk-off videos for Fratmen.tv. Now he’s an undefeated national champion at his new school. In a new interview, the last laugh is his.

Mickey Mantle’s Fondest Memory Was Of A Blowjob

Mickey Mantle Blowjob StoryBaseball hall-of-famer Mickey Mantle has been dead for over a decade, but his alcoholic spirit lives on. After the jump, find out what Mickey told “a very nice girl” what she should do with the cum in her mouth.

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