Gingerheads and Sexy Micks: A St. Patrick’s Day Torso Gallery
It wouldn’t be a national holiday without a thematically appropriate torso gallery from The Sword.
March 2009
Nickolay Petrov Thinks Prison is Super Boring
Our smut buddies over at Gay Porn Blog have learned that the slay-for-pay stud Nickolay Petrov thinks jail is a downer and wants pen pals.
‘Details’ Discovers Gay Porn Bandit Twins
The closeted magazine has a fun new profile of those sweetened chai mocha hotties who have showed off their contortionist abilities in both twincest porn flicks and daring roof-top robberies.
Judy Garland & Rufus Wainwright Sing ‘Danny Boy’
This recording of Judy Garland singing the famed Irish ballad was the g-g-g-gayest thing we could find to post this St. Patty’s morning.
‘Chicken’: A Very Short, Gay, Irish Short Film
In honor of St. Patrick’s Day–which seems like it’s become an embarrassing drunken shitshow of a holiday for many Irish people the way gay pride is an embarrassing drunken shitshow to us–we give you this gay Irish short film, in its entirety, because it is less than 3 minutes long.
Harlow Cuadra Sentenced to Life in Prison Without Parole
After five and a half hours of deliberation, the jury, who last week convicted Harlow Cuadra of 1st degree murder, spared him the death penalty and sentenced him to life in prison instead.
Audition Tapes and Drag History Segment from ‘Rupaul’s Drag Race
Tonight’s the second-to-last episode of the first season of The Sword’s favorite show, Rupaul’s Drag Race, and excuse us if we seem over-excited.
More Gays Bashed in California County Post-Prop 8
A dramatic increase in the percentage of hate crimes directed at the lesbigays of Santa Clara County is being seen by the Deputy District Attorney as being connected to Prop 8.
Queerty “Outs” Footballer, We Call Bullshit
Queerty had a premature ejaculation today when it claimed that a ripped, studly Spaniard who plays soccer for Englad is a homosexual. But the photographic “proof” falls a bit short.
Minstrel of the Week: Buck Hollywood
Let us preface this by saying we hate this guy. He drives us insane. But along with another cup of coffee this might just keep your head from hitting the desk if you’re hungover from Sunday drinking right now.
LUNCHTIME POLL: Which Queen Should Win Rupaul’s Drag Race?
We won’t get into handicapping the remaining trannies on our favorite show, Rupaul’s Drag Race, but we will ask you, dear readers, who you think has the most charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent.
Barrett Long: “You Can Call It ‘Bi’ … I Spell It B-U-Y”
Grin-and-Barrett Long went onto the Howard Stern show this morning and talked about smoking pot, getting a blowjob from a Dallas Cowboy and the one downside to having an 11-inch cock.
Guerrilla Gay Bar Attempts to Mess With Texas, Fails
“Guerrilla gay bar” is a monthly event in several cities where a flash mob of gays takes over a straight bar for a night. But at one such event in Houston last weekend, gays were denied entrance while straight people were ushered inside. Why? Because the organizers fucked up, that’s why.
Grabby Award Nominations Announced
This year’s nominees for the Grabby Awards–which round out the ever-glamorous gay porn awards season with a ceremony/party in Chicago, two months after the GayVN Awards–have been announced!
Embeddable Code: ‘Behind the Scenes: Erik Rhodes Blows Prague’
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Paris Fashion Week Roundup: Lady Bunny Lies, and McQueen Styles Models Like Leigh Bowery
This just in from Paris Fashion Week: Alexander McQueen is a brilliant freak, and Lady Bunny told a French journalist she was Michelle Obama.
His So-Called L.A.-Gay Life: Russel Taylor’s ‘We’re Working’
Writers in Hollywood don’t get a shit-ton of respect, and young L.A. gay Russel Taylor is no exception.
Need A Job? We Need A Few Good Men (Or Womyn)
NakedSword.com, the biggest porn collection on the planet, is searching for porn-loving creative types — particularly writers, film people, graphic designers and artists — to join its stable of creative talent.
Anna Nicole’s Gay Boyfriend Charged With Being Drugly
Howard K. Stern has been charged with eight felonies for supplying drugs to Trim Spa muse Anna Nicole Smith two years after her death. Combined with Bernard Madoff’s guilty plea for swindling investors, this is one bad week for Jews.
EXCLUSIVE: Interview with GayVN-nominated Porn Star/Director Jake Deckard
Jake Deckard is one of those industry naturals who not only commands attention for his macho-sexy screen persona and rock-hard body, he also commands respect for being an articulate and grounded person in a pretty un-grounded profession.
Queersploitation Cinema: Rape Edition
From those slobbery alterna-fags at BUTT Magazine comes news of a new “Queersploitation” Film Series on Fridays in April at LA’s Silent Movie Theatre. Below, a sample of weepy prison rape, 70s style.
Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Turn 30
On that Holy Saturday in 1979, the Sisters were conceived in Dolores Park in San Francisco. To celebrate 30 years of Sistory, a two-month exhibition will showcase relics of memorable events past and details about the organization’s inner structure, including their pioneering safe-sex pamphlet that long preceeded government recognition of the AIDS crisis.
Embeddable Code: Behind the Scenes on Mustang’s ‘Green Door’
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Heidi Klum Wants to See ‘Runway’ Protests Outside Harvey Weinstein’s Fucking House
Escalating her war with Weinstein Company co-chairman and Project Runway stakeholder Harvey Weinstein, Heidi Klum today called for protests in the street over court-ordered delays in airing PR’s 5th season.
Lesbian Arrested After Attacking Wife With Syringe, Semen
A baby-crazy lesbian has been charged with domestic assault and battery after she came home drunk, grabbed a syringe and some of her brother’s semen, and tried to inseminate her unwilling wife.
Harlow Cuadra Found Guilty of 1st Degree Murder
After three and a half hours of deliberations, a jury of eight men and four women found Harlow Cuadra guilty of 1st degree murder for the 2007 stabbing death of porn producer Bryan Kocis.
“Rare” Director’s Cut of Madonna’s “American Life” Feat. Hot Male Models
We’re not slobbering fans of old Madge like some of you fags, but we respect her for the most part and if nothing else she will leave a great legacy as a producer and star of music videos with very high productions values–when and if she ever dies.
Beefcake Space Alien from Early 80s B-Movie/Porno
We are unclear where this comes from, but it’s obviously going to be our new favorite movie as soon as we can track it down.
COLT Porn Star Makes History Channel
First he was a gay porn star named Elian Cortez for the steroid farm COLT. Then he gayed it up even more on American Gladiators as “Militia.” And his latest project is starring as the ancient warrier Hannibal in a new series on the History Channel.
Lucas, Flamingo Among GayVN Hall of Fame Inductees
GayVN announced today this year’s inductees into the Hall of Fame, as well as the recipient of the 2009 Lifetime Achievement Awards, all of whom will be honored during the GayVN Awards ceremony on March 28 in San Francisco.
Torso of the Week: D.O.
Tireless as we at The Sword are with making gratuitous galleries of shirtless celebrities and porn stars, we bring an up close look at an up-and-coming porn star D.O., who burst onto the scene in 2007and is nominated this year for 4 GayVN Awards.
We’re Too Poor To Fuck The 3rd Annual Escort Awards
Nominees for this year’s 3rd Annual Escort Awards, “The Hookies”, have been announced. Stallion-for-hire Nick Capra (pictured) will provide coverage of the event as our special correspondent.
Special Wednesday Night Party Roundup for SF, NY & LA
Extra, Extra! The new gay weekend starts on Wednesday–or maybe, more accurately, this whole “weekend” business has never really mattered in fagdom, especially the under-employed!
LA Times to ‘Idol’ Flamer: Come the Fuck Out
Pop music critic Ann Powers wants American Idol to let flaming front-trannyrunner Adam Lambert be as gay and loud about it as he obviously wants to be.
A Star Tattoo Is Born Every Minute
For men in gay porn, star tattoos are the new tribal arm bands. We won’t tell you to ‘stop wearing this,’ though, since we’d still sleep with everyone on our list of offenders.
Longest Running Obscenity Trial In History Ends
Pornographers Lizzy Borden and Rob Black (a.k.a. Robert Zicari and Janet Romano) today entered guilty pleas in the obscenity case that they have been fighting in court since 2003.
Embeddable Code: ‘Nash Lawler Nymphomercial’
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LISTEN UP, FAGGOT: The Superions’ “Totally Nude Island”
Fred Schneider of the B-52’s (“The whole shack shimmies!!”) has a new side project/band with Boston VJ Tom Yaz called The Superions.
Tim & Roma Go On the Hunt
When Tim of The Tim & Roma Show hears that Manhunt’s On the Hunt wants to shoot a 20-man scene in Vegas, he calls up his Number 1 star.