Jason Crew Explores Sobriety at ‘The Hookies’
Angel Benton massaged Jason Crew with dulcet tones at the 3rd Annual Escort Awards in NYC last month. Below, watch Jason grimace nervously when Benton talks about how they “canoodled” in Pittsburgh.
April 2009
A New Wrinkle (or 70) for Teen Sex Comedies
We’ve been waiting nearly two years for someone to adapt Wild Hogs into a porno, but it looks like Hollywood has again beat the adult industry to the punch.
If You Do Poppers, Tré Xavier Will Not Fuck You, Unless He’s Feeling Desperate, So Actually He Will
The late-blooming porn star Tré Xavier, who lives at a Brooklyn sex party, thinks those poppers are turning your boi pussy into a slothy, gaping abyss. So he’s not going to fuck you. Or rather, yes he is. But he’s not going to enjoy himself that much, okay?
Voracious Bottoms Conspire to Engineer Cum-Delay Spray
And no, it doesn’t smell like JLo Glow.
Figure Skater Johnny Weir Will Suck the Recession’s Dick
Times are tough for champion figure skating fairy Johnny Weir. With money running tight and no endorsement deals on the horizon, he’s thinking that it might be time to put down the bedazzler and start making some porn.
‘Surf Camp’ Is Over in More Ways Than One
We stopped watching halfway through this final outing of Australia’s gay surfing reality series and started watching piss porn instead. On the off-chance that somebody out there cares who won, this clip is for you.
Ashton Kutcher Has Belly Button, Two Nipples
Ashton Kutcher is looking pretty fit these days. He must be squeezing in gym time between his geriatric fuck sessions with Demi and all that furious, fag-positive twittering.
Jack Wrangler, Original Gay Porn Superstar, Dead
The Sword has learned that gay porn pioneer Jack Wrangler has died. His iconic recipe for sex soup — cowboy denim and body hair, just add hay — will live forever.
Porn Stars Work to Stop AIDS
While most porn stars prepared for the GayVNs by stocking up on chicken breast and GHB, one-time porn couple Scott Tanner and Damian Rios partnered with Stop AIDS Project to create a series of informercials stressing the importance of using condoms.
The Return of Jason Adonis
A couple months ago, Fleshbot asked, “What the fuck ever happened to Falcon muscle hog Jason Adonis?” And we were like, “Yeah. Good question.” Well, after a two year hiatus, it seems that the testy gay-for-pay superstar is back.
Sites We Love: Art Fag City
We admit to being the kind of fags who like museums and the kind of films that make both straight people, and straight-acting, Superbowl-watching gays nervous–films like Bruce LaBruce’s Otto; or Up With Dead People about gay teenage zombies.
The Full-Length Video of the GayVN Awards 2009
Here it is, gentlemen and lady-gays, the full-length video of last weekend’s gay porn Oscars that you’ve all been (we’re sure) breathlessly awaiting.
George W. Bush’s Former Gay Friend Has Been Watching Lots of Amateur Porn Lately
Watch out, everybody. The Advocate has discovered XTube.
VGL Gay Boys Jeffery and Cole Write Open Video-Letter to Laurie Metcalf
Die-hard fans as we are of the VGL Gay Boys, we point you today to their latest YouTube contribution, which is an open letter inviting actress Laurie Metcalf to lunch.
Iraqi Gays Would Like Saddam Hussein Back Please: Part II
While we were busy chasing porn stars in circles last weekend, gays in Iraq were busy getting murdered by the fundamentalist Muslim death squads that America has left in charge after ousting Saddam Hussein.
San Francisco Gay Grifter Crew Makes Old Man in Palm Springs Disappear
A Nepalese-born con man along with a crew of gay co-conspirators from San Francisco are facing murder charges stemming from the disappearance of 74-year-old Clifford Lambert, a retired art dealer living in Palm Springs.
Dolly: Sucking Tit is Second Nature
The ever-charming and ever-risqué Dolly Parton saddled up to 60 Minutes last night and revealed that she’s always been attracted to tits — no matter what they’re on.
Brent Corrigan Has Something to Say For Himself
Hours before the whole Michael Lucas debacle, Brent was frank about his past and acknowledged that among porn industry vets, he’s not the most popular twink on the block.
Embeddable Code for ‘Tim & Roma Grabbys Show ’09’
Below, the code for embedding this clip on your site:
RJ Danvers, The Unbreakable Bottom
Preternaturally hairy RJ Danvers has found a new fan in J. Bone, a gay illustrator for Marvel Comics. Below, we reveal RJ’s essence after it has been distilled into 2 very fuckable dimensions.
Tory Mason Gets Gangbanged by Visconti “Triplets”
The Sword’s favorite twink gremlin and would-be President, Tory Mason — who we haven’t heard from in AGES! We miss you Tory! — has apparently done a four-way scene with the three brothers known as the Visconti Triplets.
Gay Public Access ca. 1994: The Paul Kent Show
This West Hollywood-based public access show starring Paul Kent dates back to 1994, and in this episode Paul provides a whole lot of grooming advice “because as men we know every inch of another man.”
VIDEO: GayVN Tailgate Parties in the Castro
Last weekend’s big GayVN shitshow kicked off on Friday with a series of 10 “tailgate parties” (and DVD signings, and dildo signings) at bars all over San Francisco’s Castro district, each one sponsored by a different porn studio.
The Night Mason Wyler Took The Sword Bowling
To prove to us that he is mentally sane, King of Bottoms Mason Wyler took us bowling. And it was right up our alley.
In Defense of the Porn Industry
This morning Queerty editor Japhy Grant laid out a rather loaded question to his readers: Can gay porn ever be legit? Posed as part of a neutral Friday Forum, he offered this hand-wrung analysis in the form of the question:
Weekend Party Roundup: April 3 – 5
We’re scaling back our weekend event roundup to try to highlight just the monthly and one-off events that are happening this weekend.
Sacha Baron Cohen Snags Bono, Elton John and Possibly Madge for Spoof Soundtrack Song
For his upcoming film Bruno: Delicious Journeys Through America For The Purpose Of Making Heterosexual Male, Sacha Baron Cohen may not get to show butt sex, but he will have an orgy with real-life porn stars and an over-the-top, “We Are The World”-like spoof song featuring some major musical talents on the soundtrack.
Dallas Reeves: “Passion is My Niche”
This entry comes to us from special correspondent The Unabashed Queer. While his fellow porn star peers fraternized around him, Dallas Reeves, sat alone in the back row of the GayVN Awards run-through like the new kid in school.
With Online Dating Safety Advice Like This, the NY Blade Deserves to Get Rufied By a Craigslist Hooker
Thanks to the NY Blade, we bring you these important online dating safety tips, care of the year 1999.
Canadian Mag Provides Brief History of Lube
Ever wonder what your gay great-uncle used to grease his mangina on a Saturday night?
Mayor’s Little Fuckbitch Sells Sizzle, Tucks The Steak
Unzipped certainly scored a coup in getting scandal-plagued Beau Breedlove to pose for them, but we were a little suspicious about use of the term “erotic photo shoot” in the press announcement rather than the usual “split-beaver spread.”
COLT Porn Stars Meet Their Italian Idol, Cicciolina
Adam Champ and Carlo Masi, COLT men and longtime boyfriends, attended a “very exclusive” birthday party in Rome last night when they ran into their favorite person ever: Cicciolina, a legendary Italian porn star-cum-politician.
GayVNs 2009: Margaret Cho Sings About Porn Star Ricky Sinz’s Penis
The GayVN Awards show was long, but there were enough moments of levity — including much audience laughter about titles like Spread Dat Buttah and Paging Dr. Finger — to keep us awake.
Kurt Wild: “It’s All in the Prostate”
In a juicy interview with Queer Click, the hot, moaning, married-with-children bottom Kurt Wild talks about convicted felons and insufferable Advocate editors.
GayVN 2009: Chi Chi’s “Live Feed” Acceptance Speech from Australia
This clever bit of green-screen tomfoolery — in which newly slimmed-down Chi Chi LaRue appeared via “live feed” from Australia at the GayVN Awards to accept the first annual Trailblazer Award — was produced by The Sword’s own Michael Stabile and edited by Jessie Garcia.
Surprise! Michael Lucas Upset Over Corrigan Cover
When Unzipped told Michael Lucas that Brent Corrigan would appear on the cover of next month’s Freshman Magazine, Michael Lucas was, as one might expect, not happy.
RJ Danvers and Conner Habib Have Facebook Sex
We have seen the writing on the wall-to-wall. Raging Stallion hairball RJ Danvers and Gaza Stripper Conner Habib are going to fuck each other in the ass.