Shirtless Pics from Bay To Breakers ’09: San Francisco’s Ersatz Straight Pride Parade
Bay to Breakers, the annual footrace in San Francisco, has more to do with sloppy drunkeness and nudity than it does with running.
May 2009
The Nash Lawler Bottoming Countdown Continues
Mountain man Nash Lawler continues to prepare for his bottoming debut, and he needs a dildo to practice on. But he’s a porn star, not a pedestrian, godammit, so instead of going to a store and buying one, he’s hitting up bloggers on facebook for freebies.
Shia LaBoeuf Has a Petit Fillet
From the Department of TMI comes this little tidbit about Shia LaBoeuf having a small peen.
Sex Theme Park in China Gets Closed Down Before it Opens
A first-ever Chinese sex theme park called Love Land was due to open in October, but because it turned out to be ‘evil,’ indignant Communisty party-poopers are tearing it down.
Fitness Model Undress: Marco Dapper
Fitness model and actor Marco Dapper, who hails from the San Francisco Bay Area, made his most notable film appearance in 2006’s Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds, which is a gay indie comedy about ex-gays.
Behold The Dreambears
Part gay sideshow circus act, part drag sensation. Without further comment, we give you The Dreambears from the same season of Britain’s Got Talent that brought us Her Cheekiness Susan Boyle.
Welsh Drunks Practically Begging to Get Date-Raped
A Polish photographer who has chronicled the nightlife scenes in over 20 countries says that he never knew the meaning of “drunk fuck-up” until traveling to Britain. At least we won’t need to stock up on Rufies before our trip to Wales, where these delightful pictures were taken.
Deven Green’s “Welcome to VD”
Just in time for the weekend, we once again bring you Deven Green, The Sword’s new virtual hag and the comic mastermind behind those Brenda Dickson “Welcome to My Home” voice-over spoofs.
Prop 8 NOT Overturned; Gay Internets Explode Over Mistaken Report That It Was
Due to several people’s overly quick fingers, the internet EXPLODED today over a news story from a year ago about a gay marriage ruling in California.
The Twitterings of One Man’s Balls
We at The Sword swear on all that turns us on (urinal mirrors, treasure trails, Erik Rhodes) that we will stop covering various people’s Twitter feeds just as soon as they stop mildly amusing us.
Everybody’s On Coke
Hey, so, like, we know the 80s were all about blow. But did you know that even kids on playgrounds and people lying on benches reading books were doing it?!
Behind the Scenes: Erik Rhodes Blows Prague
Erik Rhodes and Francois Sagat traveled to Prague to engage in some Slavic foreplay (and fist play) for Falcon’s upcoming boxing-themed flick, Ringside. In this video diary, Erik wanders the city, wondering why everybody hates him and fantasizing about punching his tour guide in the face.
William Levy, Star of Spanish Television, Once Modeled See-Through Thongs
We admit that before today we had never heard of Cuban actor William Levy, but given our firm commitment as journalists to the naked celebrity photo beat, we felt it necessary to re-post the following images of his ample endowment.
One Man’s Sex Addiction is Another Man’s Art Exhibit
When we passed out at the piss trough at The Eagle last weekend, we didn’t consider it a discursive exploration of art and identity. But try telling that to laborious New York City art fags.
Weekend Party Roundup: May 15-17
While our events coverage is, like some of our best friends, transitioning, please enjoy the following highlights from the coming weekend in SF, NY and LA.
San Francisco Police Shaking Down Sisters Over Pink Saturday?
Pink Saturday*, the annual pre-Pride celebration in San Francisco’s Castro district, is facing an apparent shakedown from the SFPD who sound like they want a bigger piece of the financial action in exchange for their services.
Streaker at Mets Game Faces a Year in Jail
A streaker who christened the New York Mets’ new stadium with a naked romp across the field didn’t realize at the time that his antics carried a penalty of up to one year in jail. Oops!
RJ Danvers Attempts, Fails to Twitter His Way Through Porn Shoot
Technologically inclined porn pup RJ Danvers remains a delight to all of us at The Sword, if only because he’s one of those young stars who’s completely comfortable with PR-ing himself in a Web 2.0 world.
Tyler Saint Drafted For NakedSword’s Dream Team
Every month our sugar daddy, NakedSword, installs a new porn star on to our Dream Team, and the newest member for the month of May is beloved prolific top stud Tyler Saint.
Dominic Sol’s Hole-Hearted Rimming Advice
Porn star Dominic Sol offered Unzipped an intriguing rimjob how-to guide. We agree with everything he says, except the part about “powerful eye contact,” something that we personally find disconcerting when a guy’s tongue is lodged up our nethers.
The Jarics Throw Themselves An Injection Party
Jordan and Aden Jaric visited the doctor’s office — not to cure themselves of monogamy, unfortunately, but rather for some plastic surgery fun!
The Male Madam: “Craigslist Was An Amateur Hot Dog Stand”
David Forest isn’t sad to see Craigslist go. The world’s most famous male madam says that Craigslist “erotic services” section – which the site agreed today to take down — was a serious drag on his business.
‘Southern Strokes’ Porn Star Pleads Not Guilty to Murders
Amateur solo porn star and Alabama native Scott Abbott, who went by “Joe” on the popular porn site Southern Strokes, pled not guilty this week to charges that he methodically stabbed his four former roommates to death as they slept.
Abercrombie Fleshmaster Bruce Weber Does Greeting Card-Themed Spread for VMAN
Photographer Bruce Weber, the mad, pervy genius behind all those black-and-white semi-nude shots of pretty white boys that have been used to sell clothes to teenagers and gays since the mid-90s, just did a new spread for Vman.
Unsuspecting Man Rents Porno Called ‘Affairs With Others’ Wives,’ Starring His Wife
Then things get all stabby.
Trailer Trash: Pornography, a New Gay Indie Thriller
We’ve joked plenty about how softcore porn-y most gay independent film is, and hey, we’re the first to champion the deep love that most (if not all) gay men share for porn.
Chi Chi Lip Syncs For Her Life to Ru’s ‘Jealous of My Boogie’
Proving once and for all that she’s returned to perfect health, porn directrix extraordinaire Chi Chi LaRue donned some fresh drag and made this music video to Rupaul’s latest, “Jealous of My Boogie” — complete with Rupaul action figure.
Vincent DeSalvo Packs Up His 15 Minutes, Goes To Broadway
After being suspended from his Christian college for getting fucked in the ass on camera, Randy Blue boy Vincent DeSalvo is withdrawing from school and moving to New York, where he’ll complete his degree and star in a play.
Which ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ Met His End in a Chelsea Sex Dungeon?
Which Sexiest Man Alive got double-teamed by porn star escort Nick Capra and a pregnant Hungarian mistress? In Capra’s latest blog entry, he offers a few clues, allowing The Sword to make a very educated guess:
Central Park Bear Committee Convenes to Expand the Gay Lexicon
When New York Magazine covered the Urban Bear Weekend in NYC, they learned that while Eskimos have 8 words for “snow,” bears have about twice as many words for “hairy faggot.”
Sites We Love: Seth’s Sassy Blog
You call yourself a faggot, but have you ever had one of those days where you were like, “Hey, I really haven’t lived up to my faggoty potential today. There are so many gayer things I could be doing besides reading Perez Hilton, again.”
‘Playguy,’ ‘Honcho,’ ‘Mandate’ and ‘Inches’ Are Dead
Mavety Media, which launched 35 years ago with the cock mag Mandate, folded this week, stripping countless lumberjacks, pool boys and lonely house husbands of their moonlighting gigs.
If GLAAD Were a Penis, It Would Be Crusty and Discolored
Like a regional theater bus tour, the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defecation continues to weave is way through a sea of mid-grade hotel ballrooms for its little media awards show. There weren’t any cameras allowed at the SF stop — since GLAAD is super discreet and “must travel” — but SF Weekly made do with some brilliant/horrible sketches.
Brent Corrigan Holds Onto Twinkdom For Dear Life
Remember how publicity-loving porn pup Brent Corrigan was talking last week about how he doesn’t want to be branded as a twink anymore? Well, we think the lady doth protest too much.
Coke Around the World is Getting Shittier and Shittier
Dealers around the world are coping with record cocaine prices by stirring increasing amounts of cancerous chemicals into their supplies. That’s right. Your impotence has a new name, and it’s “pet worming powder dick.”
Dolph Lundgren Naked on Mexican Beach
Dolph Lundgren — the enormous Scandavian first made famous in Rocky IV who hasn’t had a big movie role since 1987’s Masters of the Universe — was spotted romping nude on the Mexican Riviera this week.
At the Hustlaball, Sad Single Partygoers Watch Happily Coupled Porn Stars Make Out With Each Other
Fleshbot got it right when it asked: “Why was the Hustlaball full of married porn stars?” All our favorite supercouples were out in full force, groping each other so spectators didn’t have to.
New York Times to Be Gay-Owned?
Billionaire gay media mogul David Geffen (pictured with Tom Cruise) is rumored to be considering acquiring The New York Times, or something like that.
Model Undress: Joel Evan, a.k.a. Jet Kanashi
He’s a model — of both the clothed and unclothed variety — and he’s also a singer/songwriter who’s gotten some attention from Logo’s Click List. But to we here at The Sword, Joel Evan is quite simply the hottest piece we’ve laid eyes this afternoon.