[NSFW] Pierre Fitch’s Scorpio Twins: The Video Interview
Enjoy this slightly hardcore video interview with Pierre Fitch’s straight identical twins, who talk like Canadians and look like a vertically-stretched Dustin Lance Black.
January 2010
This Week In Guys Whom I Wish Would Rape Me Instead of Their Grandmother
A really hot 20-year-old has been charged with raping his mentally ill grandmother 20 times in the past 8 years.
Dirk Yates: ‘Str8 Off the Base’
He’s the grand don of military homosexual military depravity and one of the most prolific porn directors ever. Enjoy these trailers, care of Channel 1 releasing, featuring a cast of creamy studs whose muscles look like they come from training camp rather than spinning class.
UPDATE: The 2010 GayVNs “Delayed”
AVN’s just-released statement: “There is absolutely no possibility the awards will be cancelled.” But no word yet on whether the bathrooms will have private stalls.
This Is How We Are All Going To Die
Tabatha — the star of Bravo’s reality show ‘Tabatha’s Salon Takeover’ — went to a gay club last week and, well, I recommend clicking to read more.
Oops: Max Schutler Sucked His Scene Partner’s Dick Before They Started Filming
On the set of Lucas Entertainment’s International Auditions, Argentine superstar Max Schutler and Spanish newcomer Hugo Martin talk about Mom and Dad, prostitution and flunking out of college.
Some Restitution For My Assholetry
I was too harsh. In retrospect, Ajaxx63 T-shirts are not “incredibly” awful and I should aim my vitriol at the real enemies, like GLAAD, rather than at two local gay businessmen who are by all accounts good for the gays. More of their hot photo-shoots below.
America’s First Legal Man Hooker: ‘I Am Rosa Parks’
Nevada’s Shady Lady Ranch ended the suspense today with the unveiling of America’s first legal male prostitute. He’ll cost you $200 for 40 minutes — and you’ll need a vagina, because his “spincter isn’t for sale.”
It’s Okay, Put On That Fundoshi
Finally: a compromise between jock-straps and leather thongs, with just a hint of diaper around the waist. Enter fundoshi, a traditional Japanese undergarment as demonstrated below by two muscle bears named David and Po.
Gunplay Threesome: Hot Until Someone Dies
A man was found guilty today of manslaughter after a gay, druggy, 12-hour-long dungeon daddy threesome ended abruptly with a fatal, accidental gunshot to the head. But was the freak incident really a morbid suicide?
Malachi Marx, A Vagina and A Tantric Chair
Malachi Marx, it turns out, may be on the verge of un-retiring for the first time. To celebrate, here’s a video of him getting tantric with a vadge hole while yoga music blares in the background. You can see his balls for a few seconds. Thanks to Unzipped for unearthing the video and to Arch Noble for the scoop on Malachi’s likely un-retirement.
UPDATE: Looks like the embed code for the video isn’t working, so watch it here.
Okay, enough of that. Here’s Malachi Marx fucking two men’s assholes on Randy Blue. WATCH THE FULL MOVIE HERE.
[NSFW] Breaching Leather Protocol With Aden Jaric
Aden Jaric is hotter than ever in a new campaign for Ajaxx63. Too bad nobody told the production designer that leather Sir caps are not meant to accessorize hideous polyblend Abercrombie knock-offs.
Coming to a Blockbuster Near You: R-Rated Raging Stallion Porn
The Sword has the scoop on Raging Stallion’s one-of-a-kind deal with a mainstream distrubution company to rework Focus/Refocus into a dysfunctional family-friendly R-rated DVD.
Dawson Riley Leaves Josh Griffin for Baby Hole
Dawson Riley has announced out of nowhere that he’s trading in porn for fatherhood and his porn star boyfriend, Josh Griffin, for a wife.
Jason Pitt Opens Up About The Car Accident
In a new interview, Jason Pitt goes into detail about rising to the top of an industry based on looks after surviving a disfiguring car accident.
UPDATE: Pierre Fitch And The Identical Twin Brothers
Pierre Fitch and his boyfriend, Julien, have made fuck-toy porn stars out of two “straight” twin brothers they met over the weekend.
Slade The Chronic Masturbator
I don’t typically fall in love with porn stars I interview, but Slade had me at “there’s always plenty of cum.”
Randy Blue: Cayden Ross Gets Fucked
Cayden, getting fucked here “for the first time” by Alex Eden, is a born superstar and Randy Blue’s latest. Would you rather fuck Cayden or look like him?
‘Fun With Grindr’ Is Fun Unless You’re Ugly
If you are you below-average looking, but still have the audacity to create a hook-up profile on Grindr, then there is now another new website dedicated to insulting you.
(A Picture Of) Steve Cruz Was On The Tonight Show!
Steve Cruz is the official gay porn stock photo of The Tonight Show With Conan O’Brian. Congratulations, Steve. Let’s run the clip!
Miley Cyrus’s Spermboat Boyfriend Moves In
That stupid fucking bitch won’t stop fucking dudes who belong on my face. Stop corrupting these jock hotties with your evil vadgey wiles, Miley. Shirtless gallery below.
The Slutty Diary of Porn Star Cool Kid
Cory Koons — the smart-ass fuck-whore of a porn star and New York City’s official go-go boy — has finally started blogging again. Pretty princess talk and tales of self-loathing masochism below.
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Book Excerpt: Aiden Shaw’s ‘Sordid Truths’
“I was well-versed in making myself seem sexy, horny, a nice guy. By the time the punter looked through the two-way mirror it was often a mere formality, because his crotch already had told him whom to choose.”
Aiden Shaw: The Sword Interview
In which Aiden Shaw tells The Sword about HIV fetishists, his mom and his cockring.
Blog of the Month: ‘Gayest Str8 Guy’
Some married bi-curious dude started a blog three days ago, and even though he says his gay sex life is “more like a sitcom than hot porn,” homosexuals everywhere are already salivating.
Your First Look at Mustang’s ‘Darkroom’
New to NakedSword.com today is Steve Cruz & Leif Gobo’s latest Mustang fuck flick. ‘Darkroom’ features double penetration, leather hoods and men with muscles, men like Tyler Saint, Tristan Jaxx, Samuel Colt, Johnny Gunn, Alessio Romero, Derrek Diamond and Tom Wolfe.
WATCH DARKROOM NOW ON NAKEDSWORD
Bareback Blogger: ‘I Don’t Like Who I’ve Become’
‘Raw College Jock Slut’ has had a change of heart. Citing the dangers of bareback sex, he said goodbye to his popular blog and hundreds of fawning readers in a vague and regretful final post last week.
Soccer Coach Feels ‘Violated’ By Player’s Gay Magazine Spread
Argentinian footballer Jesus Datalo is in biiig trouble with his Italian team after stripping down for the gay magazine Romeo Mag.
Scientists To Pregnant Women: ‘Suck Lots of Cock’
Last year we learned that sucking lots of poz cock may lower the risk of contracting HIV. Now let’s learn about how a molecule in semen will save certain fetus’s lives.
Breaking: Gerard Butler Got Fat
These pictures of a newly flabbed Gerard Butler should finally put the gay rumors to rest.
Here’s What Vinnie & Logan Have Been Up To
Some people (like me) have been wondering whether Vinnie D’Angelo & Logan McCree broke up, but it turns out they’re still going slutty and strong in sex shows and porn sets across Europe.
There Are Gay Music Video Parodies In Korea Too
My old rule: don’t post music video parodies. My new rule: don’t post music video parodies unless they come from South Korea. So here are some spindly twink hotties in lamé.
Tim & Roma Try to Remember What Happened Last Year
Here’s my favorite boss, Tim, and my favorite nun slut, Sister Roma, talking about porn stars, fat women and celebutards.
When Bug Chasing Means Fetishizing Public Lice
A collective of pubic lice fetishists has coopted the terminology of bug chasing barebackers to describe their “licing lifestyle,” which involves cherishing and spreading domesticated lice from Japan.
Owner of the World’s Biggest Dick Is Bored These Days
Do you remember Jonah Falcon, whose 13.5 inches of cock once garnered him 15 minutes of fame? Well he’s resurfaced this week to complain about being unemployed.
Cannot Unsee: A Father And Son Jerk Off Together
StraightCollegeMen.com has released a jerk-off scene starring two guys who claim to be father and son. And I believe them, because if the pairing was fake the studio wouldn’t have cast Sally Struthers to portray the dad. Dizzying preview video below.