Accusations Against Former Baseball Player Involve HPV, Dog Nipples

67-year-old Art Shamsky played for the Major Leagues in the 60s and 70s, and he played for the Mets’ 1969 World Series champion team. In the 90s he married a crazy bitch named Kim. Then they contracted HPV and got divorced. She’s saying he gave it to her; he’s saying she gave it to him.

One accusation that does not run both ways involves the couple’s dog Bianca, pictured below. Kim claims that Art once wrote her a letter that describes the following night alone with the Maltese:

I got carried away and started to play with the dog’s nipple somewhere in the middle of the night.

Last week, the disgruntled Kim Shamsky, who has also accused Art of having affairs with men while they were married, invited a NY Post reporter to follow along while she confronted Art on the street. She screeches about STDs and cancer while Art nervously shuffles away with phone in hand. Poor guy. He was totally fuckable back in his day. Bianca’s not bad, either.