I Always Knew They Were Gay

It’s-a-Mario! And-a-Luigi! It’s-a-Mario-and-a-Luigi porn! (That was my attempt at typing in an Italian accent.)

This spread in the new Exterface is amazing. Not only are the models jaw-droppingly hot, but it finally puts our childhood sexual icons into the fetish scenarios we have been dreaming about our entire lives! And by “we” I mean “me,” and by “me” I mean “fucked up little kid.”

Also, this includes the best use of a plunger as a prop ever.

If anyone knows the names of these models and how I can stalk them forever, please tell me!

All photos via MUTO VOL.2 — LOONEY DUDES:

 

10 thoughts on “I Always Knew They Were Gay”

  1. Thanks adelsauce I just realized after google search why he looked familiar. He did a few photo shoots for Slick It Up

  2. Love the side tattoos on Mario. Very Dred Scott/Aitor Crash

    Those two need to make a porn video for their characters.

  3. I don’t think I shall be able to look at a super mario game in quite the same way ever again.

    They are both rather hot though, it’s the leather pants that do it for me.

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