The feds are threatening to pull funding for a mental hospital in Lincoln, Nebraska after a nurse there brought a patient to a porn store so he could stock up. Oh, plus she got raped. We've got ourselves a lose-lose situation here.
Milk the movie opens today, and Thanksgiving Day marks the 30th anniversary of the assassination of Harvey Milk and Mayor George Moscone, which occurred during a particularly bleak period in San Francisco history,
We'd like to point you to a new cookbook called 'Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.' If you're like us, then you too have a fridge overflowing with crusty cum-filled tupperware containers. Why not make some spunky candied pecans?
We know it's barely Thanksgiving and you're not ready for Xmas to get shoved down your throat just yet, but forgive us jumping the gun just so we could share with you this little bit of seasonal porn star YouTubery: [...]
At the end of her performance on Friday at Charlie Horse in San Francisco, local drag queen Anna Warhola suffered respiratory and cardiac arrest and had to be revived multiple times. She remains in a coma.
On the set of Lucas Kazan's latest film, 'Italians and Other Strangers,' Hungarian performer Marc Dievo and his Italian co-star practice their English. Not sure why they're practicing phrases like "I want to kiss you" instead of more relevant phrases like, "The money's on the table."
In a gay porn plot that is seedier than a Treasure Island Media model's asshole, British porn distributor Digiprotect has been accused uploading films to file-sharing websites to lure potential P2P pirates. When the film is downloaded these rfilms, the distributor proceeds to demand that they either pay up or face the legal consequences.
Because we want to make sure that you're totally up to date on this very special, publicity-drenched moment in Madonna's life [Ed. note:No, we don't, but it's a slow news day for porn stars, drunk trannies and such... and we already knewHugh [...]
In this PSA from the 70s, a mom catches her tween son masturbating. In case there are any federal agents reading this article, we want to state that watching this lithe, freckled 15-year-old touching himself does not turn us on at all. Okay? Not. At all.
Quantum of Solace just opened, and it makes us want to masturbate. Having already told you about the inevitable porn spin-off, Rectum of Solace, allow us to share a few of our favorite hardcore spy flicks after the jump.
Holy Fatrimony! The World's Fattest Man married his girlfriend in Mexico on Sunday, then consummated their marriage that night with a little help from reinforced concrete. After the jump, the details you need to know.
Venerable San Francisco dive Aunt Charlie's Lounge plays host each Friday and Saturday to the most genuine, old school, unironic, and (figuratively) punk rock drag show we've ever seen: The Hot Boxxx Girls.
Careful, Vinnie: your pathologies are showing. Just kidding. This Raging Stallion "size king" could never be too exposed for us. We've seen his balls; and now, in the clips below, we have seen his soul. And he's just as low-hanging, bulbous and hairy on the inside as he is on the outside. Vinnie's confessions -- including how he jerked off with his step-dad as a wee [...]
100% confirmed* closeted homo Chace Crawford was given a little fashion quiz by a condescending British chick who keeps making polite excuses for his wrong answers like, "Oh that's okay. You're American."
While our tranny sisters play a vital and visible role in the ongoing protests for marriage equality, we at The Sword recognize that their hard work is made harder by doing it in heels--and we shouldn't count on too many more weeks of participation from these gals because, frankly, they can't afford to keep buying new shoes.
In 1986, Grace Jones popped a percocet or five and then appeared on Letterman. Our favorite part is when Dave pauses and says to his guest, "Grace, you're just too damn loopy. You gotta unloop a little." (Wig tip to Lady Bunny for the clip.)