The (Un)Official MILK Trailer
We came across this “official trailer of MILK starring Sean Penn and James Franco and gay icons Scott Tanner and Damian Rios” on YouTube. It also features Ryan Seachrest and Anderson Cooper. Enjoy.
November 2008
Nurse Buys Porn For Patient, Patient Rapes Nurse
The feds are threatening to pull funding for a mental hospital in Lincoln, Nebraska after a nurse there brought a patient to a porn store so he could stock up. Oh, plus she got raped. We’ve got ourselves a lose-lose situation here.
Separated at Girth: Ken Ryker and Ryan Kwanten
Have you been watching HBO’s True Blood solely in the hopes of getting to see Jason Stackhouse (Ryan Kwanten) do his first ever full frontal?
There’s No ‘Herpes’ in ‘Team’ (Except For This One)
Three college wrestlers are suing their coach after contracting herpes from a fellow teammate who hit the mat with tape covering his sores. Um, yeah. That’s how we got herpes too.
Sites We Love: House of Vader (NSFW)
After a brutal sabre battle, our masked cosmic partner decrees a revelation: “Luke… I AM YOUR DADDY.”
Alaskan Queen Does ‘Single Ladies’
The dancing queens just won’t stop dancing to this song and posting it on YouTube, and we have to say we laughed anew when we saw this homosexual, trapped in wiles of Alaska, doing his best Beyonce in a leotard, in the snow.
Vintage Video: NBC News Announces Harvey Milk’s Assassination
Milk the movie opens today, and Thanksgiving Day marks the 30th anniversary of the assassination of Harvey Milk and Mayor George Moscone, which occurred during a particularly bleak period in San Francisco history,
ANNA WARHOLA LIVES!!
Don’t write the old girl off for dead just yet, queens! For those of you following the story of SF tranny mess Anna Warhola who collapsed on stage last week, we have good news: she is awake and alive.
Please Pass the Dick: Our Top 10 Skanksgiving Pornos
If we were serving porn this Thanksgiving instead of pickings from the Safeway hot food bar, you’d be back for seconds.
Torso of the Week: Reese Rideout
In case you hadn’t figured it out yet, Reese Rideout is magic.
Old, Ugly Teacher Gets Fired for Fucking Young, Hot Student
A homely elementary school teacher has been fired from her Queens school district because her supermodel boyfriend was enrolled as a student there. Now she’s suing the city to get her job back.
Model Undress: Josh and Ash Jump Into Bed
In porn, we love seeing two of our favorite performers get it on together for the first time. In fashion, when it’s two of our favorite young male models, it’s practically torture
LISTEN UP FAGGOT!: DJ Earworm Ups the Aural Collage Ante
We know that for some of you hipper-than-thou bitches, mash-ups are so 2005 and you’re over it, you’ve moved on, and all you listen to now are Eastern European funeral dirges and Italo-disco.
Rhodes Visits Mental Ward
It was only a matter of time. Falcon PR’s flack disclosed today that “Yes on G” advocate Erik Rhodes was recently released from a state mental hospital in Los Angeles.
Weatherman Meets His #1 Fan / Future Murderer
Weatherman, meet psycho-stalker. To be honest, we understand this freak’s obsession. The weatherman is a total hottie. Hopefully he’s still alive.
G.O.Penis: Republigays Plan Political Meeting / Orgy
The Gay/Bi Republican Association of Sonoma County are planning a meeting this week, and it will promptly be followed by a sex orgy.
Ricky Sinz Beats Up An Overzealous Fan
If you’re going to harrass a stripper, perhaps you shouldn’t choose a porn star who in his previous career in the US Army killed 28 men. One misguided drunk troll learned that lesson the hard way.
La Pequena Does Man Drag!
Our very favorite Chilean midget tranny YouTube star, La Pequeña has apparently run out of cracky British female celebrities and American female political figures to mock
Happy Birthday, Wolfie!
Today is Sword mascot Wolf Hudson‘s birthday, and we couldn’t be more proud. It’s been quite a year for our dirty little superstar!
Cum: It’s What’s For Dinner
We’d like to point you to a new cookbook called ‘Natural Harvest: A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes.’ If you’re like us, then you too have a fridge overflowing with crusty cum-filled tupperware containers. Why not make some spunky candied pecans?
Reese Rideout Does “All I Want for Christmas”
We know it’s barely Thanksgiving and you’re not ready for Xmas to get shoved down your throat just yet, but forgive us jumping the gun just so we could share with you this little bit of seasonal porn star YouTubery: Playgirl model, Randy Blue star and Wii hula-hooping master Reese Rideout, in a thong, with two blacked out teeth, lip synching to the Chipmunks’ “All I Want for Christmas.”
Drag Queen Anna Warhola Collapses On Stage at Charlie Horse
At the end of her performance on Friday at Charlie Horse in San Francisco, local drag queen Anna Warhola suffered respiratory and cardiac arrest and had to be revived multiple times. She remains in a coma.
Porn Stars Learn the Language of Love, Also English (NSFW)
On the set of Lucas Kazan’s latest film, ‘Italians and Other Strangers,’ Hungarian performer Marc Dievo and his Italian co-star practice their English. Not sure why they’re practicing phrases like “I want to kiss you” instead of more relevant phrases like, “The money’s on the table.”
Porn Distributor Accused of Piracy Extortion Plot
In a gay porn plot that is seedier than a Treasure Island Media model’s asshole, British porn distributor Digiprotect has been accused uploading films to file-sharing websites to lure potential P2P pirates. When the film is downloaded these rfilms, the distributor proceeds to demand that they either pay up or face the legal consequences.
COLT Porn Stars Want Husbands
Move over, Ellen. COLT Studios is throwing its veiny weight behind the fight against Prop 8, because nothing screams, “Give us marriage, you guys!” like a chisled porn star.
Sarah Palin, Turkey Killer
In case you haven’t seen it yet, please appreciate once and future drag icon Sarah Palin giving an interview the other day back in Alaska, directly after “pardoning” a turkey at a local turkey farm, all while this creepy mustache guy slaughters two turkeys in the background, their legs kicking.
We’re always on the lookout for gay porn stars who might, arguably, have a twin ‘The Advocate’ Embarasses Us… Again
Once again, The Advocate makes us cringe with embarassment in its latest issue with Brandon Voss’ deeply moronic interview with actor Adrien Brody.
Getting More Kicks and Pricks from the Montreal Gay & Lez Film Fest
The Montreal Gay & Lez film fest starts today up there in chilly, chilly Canada, and in honor of it being one of the last big lesbigaytranny fests in a long year of lesbigaytranny film fests,
His Royal Penis: William’s Willy Says Cheerio
Someone took a picture of Prince William’s willy while he was taking a pisser during a cricket match. We’re sure the Queen is thrilled.
Sorry Gays :-( Project Runway Delayed
Not only will we not have Madge & Guy’s “trans-Atlantic nuclear holocaust of a divorce” to get us through the winter now that he’s not putting up a fight, we won’t have Project Runway either.
Vadge Roundup: Grass Dress, Guy Wants Zilch, Gwyneth Babysits
Because we want to make sure that you’re totally up to date on this very special, publicity-drenched moment in Madonna’s life [Ed. note: No, we don’t, but it’s a slow news day for porn stars, drunk trannies and such… and we already knew Hugh Jackman was gay], we offer you this quick roundup of the last week in Vadge-related events.
Fuck People. First they’re telling us that Clay Aiken is VIDEO: Stag Homme Gets In Bed With Steve Cruz
Stag Homme, the new porn venture started by hooker-bunny boyfriends Francesco D’Macho and Damien Crosse, promised us episodes of “Coffee with the Stars” on Stag Homme TV, and they have delivered.
Hooray for Swedish BDSM Pervs and Trannies!
Swedish health officials today say they are removing transvestism, fetishism and sadomasochism from the country’s list of mental disorders.
Trailer Trash: Chuecatown (Boystown)
This li’l gay Spanish indie is showing this weekend at the Montreal Gay & Lez film fest and despite it looking a lot like Almodovar, it looks kind of funny!
LUNCHTIME POLL: Which Top Will Be the Next to Bottom
We’ve been super lazy about updating the Lunchtime Poll, but here you go, kids.
Nickolay Petrov: For the Right Price, He’ll Fuck You And Beat Up Your In-Laws
Remember the luscious Nickolay Petrov, who months ago was charged with assaulting an elderly Florida couple? Well, he pled guilty last week.
Caught in the Act: A Mother’s Struggle With Her Son’s Tuggle
In this PSA from the 70s, a mom catches her tween son masturbating. In case there are any federal agents reading this article, we want to state that watching this lithe, freckled 15-year-old touching himself does not turn us on at all. Okay? Not. At all.