May 2011

BLood, Guts, And Anal Sex

  Praised, criticized, banned, and full of hardcore sex and violence, Bruce LaBruce’s L.A. Zombie is online for the first time, and it’s playing exclusively on NakedSword. If you like copious amounts of blood and Francois Sagat fucking a bunch of dead people, this is for you! Also starring Erik Rhodes, Adam Killian, Matthew Rush, and more. [NakedSword]

Mega Trailer: All Six Other Sides Of “Aspen”

Part of the promotion for Other Side Of Aspen VI includes the “Directors’ Cuts” of the previous five Aspens, all packaged together in one box set and featuring, like, 5636783 cum shots. Or, as the DVD insert reads, “30 scenes, 62 models, 5 discs, over 6 hours.” For the first time anywhere, watch the eight minute trailer below.

The Circumcision Of Erik Rhodes

In between crying/complaining on Tumblr and making movies for Falcon, Erik Rhodes found time to remove the foreskin from his penis. This is kind of insane.

Look At All The Cute Hats in Kevin Crows’ Garage

A photo shoot in one of my new favorite porn star’s garages reveals a charming baseball cap collection, a bunch of old junk, a throbbing hard cock, and a bicycle. It’s like Lurid Digs, only the naked man is actually hot.

Tim & Roma Attempt To Speak Mexican

Join Chris Porter, Samuel Colt, Drew Cutler, Leo Forte, stereotypes, drug abuse, and bad accents in the fun new Cinco de Mayo episode of The Tim & Roma Show!

This is how to win a contest

  Austin Wilde, in the running to be one of Fleshjack’s new models, demonstrates how to properly use a Fleshjack (and how to secure a bunch of votes).[AustinWilde.com]

Queerty, GLAAD, Advocate, etc. Victims Of Country Singer’s Tweet

Queerty: “He’s just an asswipe.” Advocate: “Blake Shelton Tweets Homophobia.” GLAAD: “Blake Shelton Must Apologize.” 1. Re-written from Shania Twain’s (who is a female) POV (as Shelton has said was the intention), this is a statement of female empowerment and anti-sexual harassment. Queerty, Advocate, and GLAAD are anti-women. 2. Even if Blake Shelton re-wrote the lyrics from his own POV, …

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Ugh

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The New Queerty Staff Looks Nice

Well, here they are: GayCities’ David, Matt, Oscar, Scott, Chris and Dan are the new team behind the kinder, less “making shit up” Queerty, and they look great! No word on how much GayCities paid Queerty founder David Hauslaib for all that high gay SEO valued content (“Lady Gaga,” “Glee,” etc.), but hopefully not too much! $5000? $10,000? $1,000,000? Ha …

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Dildo, Fake Asshole Voting Underway In Fleshjack/Next Door Contest

Fleshjack and Next Door are sponsoring this year’s Fleshjack contest, the winners of which will have molds taken of their penises and butts for people to fuck. The top three of the six on the left will win. Last year, you’ll remember, Pierre Fitch, Brent Corrigan, and Brent Everett won. And remember what else happened last year?! The winners were …

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Other ‘Paragon Men’ Models Who Aren’t Kyle King

Yesterday, the sort of softcore-ish photography site ParagonMen.com (most the models do solo j/o videos, but that’s it) gave us pictures of well known gay porn star Kyle King. Today, I poked around the site and found some unknown models who, like Kyle King, should also do gay porn.

The Hell?

Here is a video that is supposed to be alarming because a grown man is acting like a baby and a grown woman is treating him like a baby but Jesus fucking christ shouldn’t the alarming issue here be the fact that this grown man and this grown woman are both morbidly obese and one spoon feeding of high fructose …

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‘You will do crazy things but they only seem that crazy because your [sic] on mushrooms.’

“Now, onto one of my favorite things, Psychedelic Mushrooms. Shrooms are a roller coaster of thought and emotion. They will show you the happiest of happy, and the saddest of sad. This trick with shrooms is to KNOW that they are not a drug and should not be used as such. They are a spiritual experience that everybody ought to …

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Naked Model/Singer Is Naked/Singing In New Music Video

Men and Playgirl model Jet Kanashi continues to make me simultaneously aroused/embarrassed for him with another music video. And while the good news is that he’s nude throughout most of it, the bad news is that he’s also singing throughout most of it.

Kyle King’s Body…

…is one of the most perfect porn star bodies of all time. Disagree with me, if you dare. A new photo spread from Paragon Men below.

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