LISTEN UP FAGGOT!: Nathan Whipple… WTF!?
Brooklyn’s pop star artist Nathan Whipple dresses like an alien mummy and just might be one.
January 2009
UPDATED: Gay-For-Pay Porn Stars on Tyra
Here they are, kids, the much-awaited clips from yesterday’s Tyra gay-for-pay show, which The Sword now brings to you.
Trailer Trash: Lucas Kazan’s Italians & Other Strangers
You may recall this NSFW outtake of gay porn’s favorite chameleon Jean Franko dancing around the pool, or this NSFW English lesson from the set of Lucas Kazan’s Italians & Other Strangers. But now, because we love Italians, we bring you the full trailer.
Homosexual BDSM Joke of the Day
Why are leathermen bad in a fight?
Talking Dirty With… Lady Bunny
The irrepressible Lady Bunny has been donning drag, turning tricks and entertaining the gays since early in the last century.
Evil Poz Daddy Goes to Jail, No Thanks to Enabling Health Official
An Australian man who infected numerous unsuspecting sexual partners with HIV has been convicted.
Best Actor Nominee Brad Pitt Shows Up For Photos With Fly Open
We at the Sword love a good celebrity crotch shot, and this comes to us straight from a Paris press junket for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, which tops out with 13 total Oscar nominations.
And Iran, Iran So Far Away
A new study from an Iranian University reveals that 16% of Iranian men have had gay sex. (24% of women have too, but obviously that’s not nearly as important.)
‘To the Last Man’ Premieres in Los Angeles
Last night at the Regent Showcase Theater in Los Angeles, gay porn snuff-makers Raging Stallion Studios premiered their murder-filled Western epic To the Last Man to much applause and only one drunken interjection by Phil St. John.
Children Free to Look at Porn on Internet, Says Supreme Court
The Supreme Court yesterday, whilst John Roberts had to hop over to the White House to re-issue that oath, delivered several decisions on pending cases, including one which effectively killed the Child Online Protection Act, written by Congress in 1998.
If Lance Black Isn’t Taking His Mom to the Oscars, Will He Take Us?
So for all the faggots who treat the Oscars as the Gay Super Bowl, we bring you a quick update on this year’s nominees, released early this morning.
Oprah, Ted Haggard and Mike Jones: A Love Triangle
Ted Haggard, the ex-gay ex-pastor with a paunchy soft spot for muscle-man escorts and crystal meth, is going on Oprah. And the hooker who outed on him is totally jel.
Drag Legend Juanita More Does Aretha
Since, during the inauguration, many gays were primarily concerned with Michelle’s choice of outfit and Aretha’s choice of hat, we at Sword HQ decided to dig up this archival tranny treasure in Aretha’s honor.
RJ Danvers Apologizes for Losing Weight
Whiny fans are expressing indignance at RJ Danvers’ recent weight loss. RJ felt compelled on his blog to explain where his already minimal body fat disappeared to.
Michael Lucas Pouts His Way Across Belize
The Sword’s favorite New York Porn Prince Michael Lucas took a recent trip to Belize, where his new husband shot a number of pictures of him pouting in front of various monuments and flora.
The Official Crystal Meth Facebook Fan Page
Sadly for us all, it’s been taken down, but The Sword happened to capture the cached version of this Facebook fan page someone had up recently for crystal meth.
Tranny Tours: A Tokyo Tranny Bar Crawl
Not that we endorse the hokey jokey nature of this clip from Japanese television, but we do find it funny in an ironic, isn’t-foreign-TV-crazy kind of way.
10 Craigslist-isms That Will Make Us Close Our Browser Window
You call us “bro” on Craigslist but you call your friends “girrrl” in real life. That’s okay. Just don’t use the words and phrases below, please. We’d hate for semantics to keep us apart.
Blacked Out Jason Curious Cheered By Foibles of Drunken Dwarf
Last week, gay porn gadfly Jason Curious provided Facebook friends with a blow-by-blow account of his sex-filled Vegas weekend, despite the fact that we hadn’t asked and were in the middle of eating. (You can thank us later for sparing you the hair-gel-as-lube and unicorn-thonged details).
Sites We Love to Hate: Davey Wavey’s Break the Illusion
Where do we start? He calls himself Davey Wavey. He dislikes shirts. He has way too nice an apartment for a 25-year-old and way too much fucking energy.
Australian Courts Compete For Teabagging Trial
Speaking of teabagging… two Australian courts of law are competing for the priviledge of trying a sailor accused of teabagging a sleeping sergeant.
Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor Predictably Cool and Non-Awkward About Making Out On Screen
During a press conference at Sundance, ‘I Love You Philip Morris’ stars Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor both copped to being cool with all the on-screen man-love they had to endure during filming; no word as to whether either popped any wood.
Meet the Portland Mayor’s Little Fuckbitch
Inaugurwhat? The only political news we’re following today is the twink sodomy scandal between a gay silver fox mayor and his randy former intern.
Episode 1 of ‘Joyce’ from the VGL Gay Boys
From the minds of funny men Cole Escola and Jeffery Self (of VGL Gay Boys fame) comes this first episode of a web show they have in development with Logo titled “Joyce.”
Model Undress: Santiago Peralta Goes From Sailor to Stripper
The irresistible Argentinean model Santiago Peralta seems to have popped up out of nowhere to become one of the web’s hottest new pin-up boys.
Wolf Hudson Will Teabag For Grabby Votes
Three porn stars are vying for a hosting gig at the upcoming 2009 Grabby Awards — the second awards show of the two-gay-porn-awards-show season.
Happy Birthday, Dolly!
It’s Dolly Parton’s (gasp) 63rd birthday! And yes, she has admitted to a little nipping and tucking to keep those jowls and tits off the ground.
Blue Blake: “The Tears Have to End”
Buff British porn star Blue Blake has split with his bearish boyfriend of 13 years, Harold Huttas.
Are Obama Orgies the Change We’ve Been Waiting For?
Dr. Susan Block, a sexologist who is way too fond of hats, has announced an upcoming “Orgy for Obama” to celebrate our nation’s new dawn of hope.
Balloon Animals Get It On In New Durex Condom Ad
This one’s been going around the past week, but in case you missed it: a new ad for Durex condoms featuring some balloon animals fucking.
World’s Hottest Tranny Stomps Rio Catwalk
So many porn stars call themselves “models” that it’s refreshing to meet a 25-year-old Colombian who really does hold a legitimate claim to the catwalk in addition to the cumbath.
DC Dealers Selling Black Cocaine in Honor of Obama?
Local DC coke dealers are serving the coke-whoring media elite covering the inauguration with a new gimmick: coca negra.
SNOOZEFLASH: 365gay.com Trying to Find Something Gay About the Inauguration
In a fully expected turn of events, gay snoozeflash aggregator 365gay.com found there were several! gay! moments! in the pre-inauguration celebration and concert at the Lincoln Memorial this weekend.
Gay-for-Pay Snooze-Flash: Aaron James and Kurt Wild to Appear on Tyra
As we’ve said, we’re already tired of this subject, but certainly the newest generation of housewives needs to hear the arguments and get to talk-whisper about gay-for-pay porn stars during soccer practice.
Trailer Trash: ‘Humpday’
Finally we found the trailer to Humpday, a little gayish film that’s showing at an already gayish Sundance Festival. It’s about two best friends from college, reunited years later, who in a case of heterosexual one-upsmanship decide to make a homosexual porn film, with each other.
SHAMELESS: The Official NakedSword Afterparty for the 2009 GayVN Awards
The 2009 GayVN Awards are going to be the biggest gay event this spring in San Francisco, and NakedSword brings you the biggest afterparty with all the hottest stars in gay porn.
Buy your afterparty tickets NOW.
Fundie Christian Wingnut Gets Invited to More Gay Sex Parties Than You Do
In the predictable fundie newsflash decrying the Mid-Atlantic Leather conference this weekend, outrage has never sounded so much like longing.
Giving Some Attention to the Other ‘Real World’ Hottie, Scott Herman
The Real World: Brooklyn has a lot to offer the gay viewer besides just Mormon Chet’s incredible curiosity about his roomie’s enormous cock, and the inevitable revelation to the housemates that JD Ordonez dated Anderson Cooper.
Madonna’s Wildly Hairy Vagina ca. 1979 (NSFW)
We know none of you wants to look at a woman’s ladyparts, but by golly, check this shit out–if only for the shear (get it?) historical value.