January 2009

Gay Yuppies May Have Murdered Straight Yuppie

Gay Washinton D.C. Roommates Murder Robert WoneIn 2006, three Washington, D.C. gay men were implicated in the sordid murder of their cute Asian houseguest. Still without enough evidence to bring a murder charge, investigators have just released a damning affidavit in hopes that one of the three suspects will confess or tattle.

Will Obama Usher In a New Definition of ‘Underaged’?

Porn Star Brent Corrigan Gives the FingerThe sexualizing of teens–which dates back at least to early 80s teen sex comedies and is not unique to our times–may be reaching its zenith, ladies and gentlemen, what with Chuck Bass, the 17-year-old billionaire lothario on Gossip Girl and all that crazy shit on Nip/Tuck.

Hold the Phone: Oprah Smoked Crack

We couldn’t not cover this, despite it being a replay of old news… Apparently a former boyfriend of Oprah’s, from back in the day before she discovered lesbianism via the sheer lingual power of Gayle King going down on her,

Thank You, and Welcome to Our Home

Brenda DicksonWelcome, lover. We’ve got so much to show you. Please, let us show you the many ways in which we are amazing and shall become indispensable and mostly SFW* reading.

Separated at Girth: Tristan Phoenix and Roy Horn

Gay Porn Star Tristan Phoenix Looks Like Ray HornOne of them resists getting mauled by striped white tigers. The other willfully gets mauled by hairy white bears. Are Roy Horn and gay porn star Tristan Phoenix separated at girth?

Scientologists Mistake HIV For Cooties

Scientology Wants to Ban HIV Positive ProtestorsIn a successful attempt to suck balls even more than they already do, Scientologist lawyers are claiming that two HIV positive protestors pose a health threat to a “church” center near LA.

Smart Men Have Better Sperm

Smart Men Have Healthier SpermA new study suggests that smart men have healthier, better functioning sperm than not-so-smart men.

Sword Memories of the Rentboy Party A Little Fuzzy

The Rentboy.com Dirty Secret Party this weekend at the Blue Moon Resort in Vegas had so many seniors and so much discount chicken you might have confused it for a Coral Gables Denny’s, but that didn’t mean The Sword couldn’t get into a little trouble.

Several Bars in Castro Changing Hands, Names, Faces

Whether or not it’s a sign of the times or just a confluence of gay bar fickleness, several popular venues in San Francisco’s Castro district are changing hands and undergoing facelifts in the next month.

Does Bitching About Gay-For-Pay Make You a Lesbian?

Does Bitching About Gay-for-Pay Make You a Lesbian?A porn star and a porn blogger have recently bemoaned gay-for-pay porn as evidence of gay self-loathing. But we see gay-for-pay porn as evidence of why we just furtively closed a browser window and asked our cubicle neighbor for a wet-wipe.

Morrissey Embraces Paris, Small Dogs

Morrissey New Video for "I'm Throwing My Arms Around Paris"In his latest video, for the song “I’m Throwing My Arms Around Paris” off his new album Years of Refusal, Morrissey does the usual prancing, posing and arm-flapping that have long been part of his fey/abstinent shtick, but with the addition of several French bulldogs.

Hung JD Ordonez from ‘Real World: Brooklyn’ is Anderson’s Ex

Anderson Cooper's JD Ordonez on The Real World: BrooklynWell, shit. We are deeply ashamed for not catching this one sooner.  But that hung Latino hottie we mentioned yesterday, J.D. Ordonez, who trains dolphins, is impossibly cute and wears Magnum condoms, was Anderson Cooper’s boyfriend last year.

Jeff Stryker, Still Weird

As he enters the fifth year of a war with his neighbor, living legend Jeff Stryker has allegedly taken to urinating on his rival’s truck, depositing dead rats in his mailbox and issuing whispery gun threats from dark alleys.

LISTEN UP FAGGOT!: Gay Rappers

A few weeks ago, the LA Times discovered the gay hip-hop community. Your immediate reaction, like ours, would logically be, “There’s a gay hip-hop community?” More recently, the March issue of SPIN (not yet online), finds rapping homosexuals between two worlds: the rap community won’t accept them, and the gay community wants them to rap about sex, shoes and Kylie.

Pierre Fitch: “Reading Makes Me Dizzy”

Pierre Fitch tells a panting reporter all about his wallet, his dick and his longing heart, and then, borrowing a line from a Keats poem, describes his past marriage to Ralph Woods as a “great bit of publicity.”

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