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This new homosexualist film starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor premieres during a rather gay Sundance Film Fest this weekend.
This new homosexualist film starring Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor premieres during a rather gay Sundance Film Fest this weekend.
We couldn’t not cover this, despite it being a replay of old news… Apparently a former boyfriend of Oprah’s, from back in the day before she discovered lesbianism via the sheer lingual power of Gayle King going down on her,
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A not-at-all recent study suggests that hot people like dating other hot people, and that ugly people cope with their lack of looks by shifting their expectations.
Aspiring porn star Conner Habib is using his platform to stump for more than just schtupping.
Ever wanted to live out that dream of being a whore without actually losing any self respect or risking that future political career you still haven’t given up on?
One of them resists getting mauled by striped white tigers. The other willfully gets mauled by hairy white bears. Are Roy Horn and gay porn star Tristan Phoenix separated at girth?
A new discovery has led John Tierny at The New York Times to start dreaming of a day when a pill will keep him from popping wood when that hot personal trainer walks by him and smiles.
A homosexual tells this month’s ‘Vanity Fair’ about his visits to the White House to eat dinner and watch movies with the first family.
Loyal readers of The Sword probably are aware of our undying love for John Roberts, The YouTube genius behind the Christmas Tree video, last year’s Mother’s Day video, and Jackie & Debra.
In a successful attempt to suck balls even more than they already do, Scientologist lawyers are claiming that two HIV positive protestors pose a health threat to a “church” center near LA.
A new study suggests that smart men have healthier, better functioning sperm than not-so-smart men.
Scarfed gay Michael Smith has been chosen by Barack and Michelle Obama to redesign the interior of the White House.
The Rentboy.com Dirty Secret Party this weekend at the Blue Moon Resort in Vegas had so many seniors and so much discount chicken you might have confused it for a Coral Gables Denny’s, but that didn’t mean The Sword couldn’t get into a little trouble.
Okay, we’ve already discussed how much we have a hard-on for Brody Jenner’s MTV reality mindfuck Bromance, and an even bigger hard-on for its biggest fan over at Videogum, Gabe Delahaye.
A successful athlete in a sport allegedly called basketball has been served with a juicy sexual harassment lawsuit by his former chaffeur.
As we noted way back last winter, it took seven months in soap time to give As the World Turns gay supercouple, Luke & Noah (Nuke to fans) their first PG-rated kiss, and now a full year later they finally made it past first base.
While shooting the alley scenes in Raging Stallion’s Hotter Than Hell featuring Ricky Sinz as an abusive cop and Steve Cruz as his willing, if bloody, slave, neighbors called the actual cops thinking that another poor fag was being robbed and beaten South of Market.
As he enters the fifth year of a war with his neighbor, living legend Jeff Stryker has allegedly taken to urinating on his rival’s truck, depositing dead rats in his mailbox and issuing whispery gun threats from dark alleys.
A few weeks ago, the LA Times discovered the gay hip-hop community. Your immediate reaction, like ours, would logically be, “There’s a gay hip-hop community?” More recently, the March issue of SPIN (not yet online), finds rapping homosexuals between two worlds: the rap community won’t accept them, and the gay community wants them to rap about sex, shoes and Kylie.
So, he didn’t take his clothes off, but Sword crush object Neil Patrick Harris did a fine job on SNL this weekend.
Pierre Fitch tells a panting reporter all about his wallet, his dick and his longing heart, and then, borrowing a line from a Keats poem, describes his past marriage to Ralph Woods as a “great bit of publicity.”
The AVN Awards, which are filled with tits and happened this past weekend in Las Vegas, aren’t really our bag.